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just ashe, honey ([info]wearsthehat) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-11-08 17:26:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, villians: sydney clarke, ₴ inactive: calamity ashe, ₴ inactive: jesse mccree

Anyone who wants a job makin' somethin' hard to find, come send some sugar my way.

Movin' on. Some of you might have picked up that I was gonna be openin' up a legitimate business here. Finally sussed up a name for it: Bombshell. If you're DOA, you get a discount, but if you're a civie, well, love don't pay the bills and I ain't runnin' a charity. 18 and over, please; I only break the fun laws. I sold most of these in another place before this, so you can know they're tried and true.

Lovers' Quarrel: A petite dynamite designed to make sure your mate's paying attention to you. Blows up purple or pink smoke, your request. Don't put it nowhere that'll hurt.

A Kiss on the Cheek: Mild pop of noise to wake a body up. Good for distraction in the event that you're not looking to get anyone killed (boooooooo).

Two Hits and a Miss: Two loud and powerful blasts followed by a smoke bomb - pink, purple, red, and if I can get the pigment, ice-blue. This one's meant to cause some chaos, but I wouldn't recommend it unless you've got super soldiers or Asgardian types that can shrug off some flying boulders.

Lead A Horse to Water: Little pop-pop-pops that function as a good "what's that" before you swoop in. Takes a while to set up so only invest if you've got the sneaky-types and the time.

Big Baby Doll: Are you mad? Is the time for conversation over? Do you need to blow something the FUCK UP? Well now, meet my Big Baby Doll. She's my biggest, baddest, nastiest bomb I'm allowed to produce here on Boring Island. She explodes in a puff of red smoke and damn if she doesn't make a smoke cloud in the shape of a heart. She's my calling card, and she'll do you right if you treat her right.


This here's a preview; I'll be having my grand openin' in a week or two, assumin' weird shit ain't goin' down. Who'm I kiddin'? Of course weird shit'll go down. Let me rephrase - I won't open if whatever's happenin' interferes with business. Give me a holler here in comments if any of my wares appeal, and I'll make sure to stock it up. Y'all have yourselves a nice day.


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[info]bitlessdead
2020-11-08 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Okay but you still haven't returned The Full McCree for me?

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-11-09 12:04 am UTC (link)
He's more like a One-Third McCree, at the moment. Just doesn't do the real thing justice. Needs more drama. Maybe it should make a holler and a whine when it goes.

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[info]bitlessdead
2020-11-09 12:18 am UTC (link)
Hey, be nice. I've already proven the fizzles to a ... fart? Whatever you'd said. He's all fireworks with me 😛

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-11-09 12:23 am UTC (link)
Bein' too nice ain't in my arsenal. But I was thinkin' - if we're gonna make somethin' worthy of the name McCree, we should probably make it a real stunner. Somethin' that stops assholes in their tracks, know what I'm sayin'?

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(no subject) - [info]bitlessdead, 2020-11-09 12:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-11-09 01:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bitlessdead, 2020-11-09 05:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-11-09 02:11 pm UTC

[info]notquitenoon
2020-11-09 05:14 am UTC (link)
Wish I knew what the hell you two are talking about. Musta missed a step.

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(no subject) - [info]bitlessdead, 2020-11-09 05:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notquitenoon, 2020-11-09 02:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bitlessdead, 2020-11-09 04:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notquitenoon, 2020-11-09 05:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-11-09 02:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notquitenoon, 2020-11-09 03:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-11-09 05:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notquitenoon, 2020-11-09 05:12 pm UTC

[info]dontdie
2020-11-09 12:09 am UTC (link)
I'll be sure to leave you a review after tomorrow evening, but I'd like to put in a standing weekly order for a few A Kiss on the Cheeks, if possible.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-11-09 12:14 am UTC (link)
You have yourself a mighty fine birthday, miss Frye. Don't do nothin' I wouldn't.

Made a note about the Cheek Kisses. I'll always have some on hand for ya.

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[info]dontdie
2020-11-09 12:23 am UTC (link)
I don't think that'll be an issue.

I appreciate it. My friend Aleck would enjoy you a great deal, I think.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-11-09 12:27 am UTC (link)
Oh, I dunno. You strike me as a lady with some hidden depths, and some of them depths might be depth charges.

Oh yeah? Does he like gorgeous women or does he like bombs?

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(no subject) - [info]dontdie, 2020-11-09 01:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-11-09 01:04 am UTC

[info]andrieski
2020-11-09 12:58 am UTC (link)
Nicer than I was. Too many people at our impromptu government agency. Also didn't go for the free drink policy. But I sort of inherited my legitimate business.

Interesting merchandise.

And how hard to find do you need it? Because I have more than enough spells at my disposal, but I guess there's always the way without magic.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-11-09 01:02 am UTC (link)
You one of them magic people? I can hang with that, but I don't know much about any of it. What kind of compensation did you have in mind?

What's your legitimate business, if you don't mind my bein' nosy?

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[info]andrieski
2020-11-09 01:08 am UTC (link)
Yes. Hedgewitch. It's nothing troubling. Considering my lack of income here, I guess I'll stick to monetary. Depends on what it is and the magic used.

I had a night club. Belonged to someone else before they disappeared, but we were the only BDSM club in town.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-11-09 01:10 am UTC (link)
It's straightforward: I got a hideout and I got an asshole I don't want to find it. It's already got a great tech system, but I'd prefer something with a little more oomph. Cross-disciplinary, if you will.

Betcha could work that angle here. Stuff like that - has a tendency to show up when you least expect it.

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(no subject) - [info]andrieski, 2020-11-09 01:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-11-09 01:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andrieski, 2020-11-09 01:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-11-09 01:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andrieski, 2020-11-09 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-11-09 01:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andrieski, 2020-11-09 02:09 am UTC

[info]bullet_magnet
2020-11-09 01:03 am UTC (link)
Nice bombs. I have never made anything like these. Mostly just for dangerous building explosions.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-11-09 01:05 am UTC (link)
In my line of work, buildings often went down, but I needed me a calling card. Something to put the Deadlock stamp on it. Hence the... personalization.

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[info]bullet_magnet
2020-11-09 01:09 am UTC (link)
Yeah. I had some contacts to get the strong shit, but we didn't use it too much since it was technically not sanctioned by the law. But that's pretty neat. Never seen anything like them.

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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-11-09 01:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bullet_magnet, 2020-11-09 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-11-09 01:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bullet_magnet, 2020-11-09 01:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-11-09 01:43 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-11-09 01:56 am UTC
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[info]theyellowbird
2020-11-09 01:47 am UTC (link)
I need at least a few Kiss on the Cheek and Lead a Horse to Water.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-11-09 01:49 am UTC (link)
You got it, boss lady. Made me a note in my ledger.

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[info]theyellowbird
2020-11-09 01:52 am UTC (link)
Perfect, thanks. I wish I had access to these at home. The ones I used to use definitely lacked any flair.

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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-11-09 01:56 am UTC

[info]notquitenoon
2020-11-09 05:12 am UTC (link)
You know I'm gonna need a half dozen of them Lead a Horse to Water ones and twice as many of a Kiss on the Cheek.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-11-09 02:12 pm UTC (link)
I guess I can put aside a few for an old frenemy.

Make me proud with 'em.

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[info]notquitenoon
2020-11-09 03:01 pm UTC (link)
Not even gonna mark up the price on me? You feeling sentimental?

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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-11-09 03:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notquitenoon, 2020-11-09 05:11 pm UTC

[info]betheirshield
2020-11-09 03:29 pm UTC (link)
You have a menu. I love it.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-11-09 03:45 pm UTC (link)
Who doesn't like options?

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[info]betheirshield
2020-11-09 04:33 pm UTC (link)
I certainly enjoy options, but you can't tell me there's only five boom-booms in Ashe's back pocket.

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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-11-09 05:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betheirshield, 2020-11-09 07:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-11-09 08:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betheirshield, 2020-11-09 09:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-11-09 09:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betheirshield, 2020-11-09 09:53 pm UTC
Brashe! - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-11-09 10:17 pm UTC
Brashe! - [info]betheirshield, 2020-11-10 03:12 am UTC


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