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Ronan Lynch ([info]alteridem) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-11-04 10:27:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, the raven cycle: adam parrish, the raven cycle: matthew lynch, the raven cycle: richard campbell gansey, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, ₴ inactive: courtney whitmore, ₴ inactive: lyra silvertongue

Since Mike The market could use a new runner for deliveries. If you don't have a car, you can use Parrish's shitbox but you gotta know how to drive a stick and you can't be leaving a mess in there like an asshole. Or we can get you some other transportation. Maybe a golf cart with a little truckbed or something idk. Maybe you wanna wicked witch it with a bike and a basket and a big dumb hat. I can make that happen.

[FILTERED TO ADAM]

It's been three days and this book is still super fucking distracting just so you know.

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Pynch.
[info]tamquam
2020-11-04 11:23 pm UTC (link)
Nothing says happy birthday than listening to Murder Squash, unencumbered in a magic forest. Except maybe the birthday se

I'm not going to bullshit you. But I'm also not going to pretend I'm an art critic and know what is objectively good or bad. All I know is I have the final one and that it passed yours and Cabeswater's bar.

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Pynch.
[info]alteridem
2020-11-04 11:49 pm UTC (link)
Not to make this sappy and shit but I'm pretty sure it said something other than happy birthday.

Art's subjective anyway. I just don't want to know if you like one of the other ones better.

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Pynch.
[info]tamquam
2020-11-05 12:18 am UTC (link)
That might have been the point. Just like your anniversary gift was more than some poems on a page. I wanted you to have a tangible reminder that I think about you all the time.

Also, that's impossible. The one you gave me is the best one. I don't need to compare them. It's not why I want to see the ones that didn't make the cut.

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Pynch.
[info]alteridem
2020-11-05 02:16 am UTC (link)
Yeah well. Ditto. But now you set the bar really high. You gonna get down on a knee next yea I'm gonna have to tattoo your name on my ass for your next birthday.

Ok. After the library?

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Pynch.
[info]tamquam
2020-11-05 02:45 am UTC (link)
You realize you're now on the hook for an ass tattoo of my name. Christmas is sooner.

And yeah, after the library. We can stay a little while?

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Pynch.
[info]alteridem
2020-11-05 03:28 am UTC (link)
You say that like I'm not already drawing sketches right now.

I wouldn't come if I was gonna rush you.

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Pynch.
[info]tamquam
2020-11-05 01:31 pm UTC (link)
Maybe I can write it, and then you can literally have my signature on there. Property of.

Didn't expect you to. You're always so patient with Cabeswater might even play some music if we ask nicely.

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Pynch.
[info]alteridem
2020-11-05 03:48 pm UTC (link)
God, Sargent would lose her shit. Not that I'd moon her but still.

Oh you meant stay in Cabeswater a while? Sounds suspiciously like a date.

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Pynch.
[info]tamquam
2020-11-05 04:02 pm UTC (link)
You don't have to tell her. But she wouldn't let you live it down at all if she found out. It's a risk you'll have to take.

Sometimes I want to steal some alone time with you and I know it's difficult with my schedule so we can multitask. I can make us sandwiches if you want dinner by the fire of your rejected paintings to make it absolutely a date.

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Pynch.
[info]alteridem
2020-11-05 05:02 pm UTC (link)
Parrish. If I get your signature tattooed on my ass, I'm telling everybody. No one gets to live without that knowledge.

I do want dinner. I'll throw in a blanket.

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Pynch.
[info]tamquam
2020-11-05 05:19 pm UTC (link)
There's a chance you might be obligated to show them, to prove credibility. I want to be there to witness it, especially when you tell Gansey.

Do you think if I ask Matthew he could provide some snacks for dessert?

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Pynch.
[info]alteridem
2020-11-05 07:00 pm UTC (link)
Gansey won't If they demand to see my ass, I'll just make them feel really stupid about it. But sure, you can watch.

That depends on whether you think a king size bag of skittles counts as dessert.

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Pynch.
[info]tamquam
2020-11-05 07:25 pm UTC (link)
Well, it is a nice ass. I'd demand to see it with or without a tattoo.


I was hoping for peanut butter cups, but I'll settle for skittles.

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Pynch.
[info]alteridem
2020-11-05 07:56 pm UTC (link)
You have blanket permission to demand anytime.

LOL dick. I'm gonna start calling you lemonhead.

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Pynch.
[info]tamquam
2020-11-05 08:13 pm UTC (link)
I might demand it on our date. I haven't decided yet.

I left you the opportunity for nerds or smarties and you didn't even take it.

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Pynch.
[info]alteridem
2020-11-05 08:56 pm UTC (link)
In that case, I'll bring two blankets.

Yeah cause those are compliments and I'm trying to give you shit here.

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