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just ashe, honey ([info]wearsthehat) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-10-11 18:57:00

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Entry tags:overwatch: brigitte lindholm, villians: sydney clarke, ₴ inactive: calamity ashe, ₴ inactive: clark debussy, ₴ inactive: dean winchester, ₴ inactive: jesse mccree

Yeah yeah, I ain't feedin' daisies yet, Vallo. That Overlook Hotel was a cheat and a LIAR and I hope never to see its shadow darken my doorway anytime soon. But I'm showered, and I'm sober, and I'm working on my dynamite stock, so I'm just fit AS A FUCKIN' FIDDLE. So yeah, I'm fine. FINE. I'M GREAT.

and I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT


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[info]agentplant
2020-10-12 12:06 am UTC (link)
You're great, huh?

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-12 12:07 am UTC (link)
PEACHY KEEN.

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[info]agentplant
2020-10-12 12:08 am UTC (link)
For someone so peachy keen, you sure seem pretty rattled to me.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-12 12:11 am UTC (link)
You're just not used to someone as cheery and emphatic as me. I got enthusiasm coming out of my butt.

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[info]agentplant
2020-10-12 12:15 am UTC (link)
Are you sure that's enthusiasm and not just a bad case of gas?

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-12 12:16 am UTC (link)
I'M SURE.

What'd the Overlook show you, huh? Bet it was as fun as a trip to the county fair.

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[info]agentplant
2020-10-12 12:20 am UTC (link)
Who said I even went? Never to been to a county fair, it would be kind of hard to compare.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-12 12:23 am UTC (link)
I don't wanna talk about my experiences. And you don't seem like the kind of cowboy that pokes wounds unless you don't wanna talk about your experiences either.

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[info]agentplant
2020-10-12 12:30 am UTC (link)
I'm not poking anything, I just know the feeling.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-12 12:31 am UTC (link)
Great. So let's talk 'bout somethin' fun.

Like you look like the kind to appreciate a good explosion.

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[info]agentplant
2020-10-12 12:32 am UTC (link)
Blowing shit up? Always a good time, but not something I really get to do.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-12 12:34 am UTC (link)
You willin' to rule it out entirely though? Seems an awful way to limit yourself... specially when I'm working on setting myself up a store that's all about style, grace, and big booms.

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[info]agentplant
2020-10-12 12:36 am UTC (link)
Of course not, I just don't get much opportunity to blow shit up. You're going to open up a store that sells explosives?

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-12 12:42 am UTC (link)
I surely am. What with all the dinosaurs and worse that frequently roam these parts, it's not a bad notion, is it?

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[info]agentplant
2020-10-12 12:48 am UTC (link)
I usually battle shit head on, unless it's too much to handle. Like a horde of zombies. The problem with blowing shit up is that you need to plan it out ahead of time. I don't usually have that luxury.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-12 12:50 am UTC (link)
You clearly have never been lucky enough to use a Calamity Special. Plan ahead? That's fine. Fight on the fly? Well, that's fine too. I got me a wide variety of dynamite that does everything from distract to disassemble.

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[info]agentplant
2020-10-12 12:56 am UTC (link)
Okay, now I'm curious. I might have to check out your shop when it opens.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-12 12:58 am UTC (link)
I was going to give you 5% off as a starting gift, but then you made that gas crack, so I just don't know....

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[info]agentplant
2020-10-12 01:05 am UTC (link)
How about if I give you a smile and say pretty please?

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-12 01:07 am UTC (link)
Hmmm. How 'bout a smile and a "pretty please, Calamity"?

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[info]agentplant
2020-10-12 01:09 am UTC (link)
Pretty please, Calamity Jane?

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-12 01:10 am UTC (link)
At least you got the reference. All right, you're forgiven. Friends and Family discount for someone almost as pretty as me.

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[info]agentplant
2020-10-12 01:15 am UTC (link)
Darlin', please. I'm not even close to your level of beauty.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-12 01:18 am UTC (link)
Maybe if you squint.

I'm about a week or two out from opening. You'll see me announce it when I'm ready.

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[info]agentplant
2020-10-12 01:22 am UTC (link)
Sounds good, I look forward to it.

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[info]betheirshield
2020-10-12 12:16 am UTC (link)
We were worried about you.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-12 12:17 am UTC (link)
Weren't no need. I can take care of myself. Did you go in at all?

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[info]betheirshield
2020-10-12 12:21 am UTC (link)
Always a need to worry about friends in a bad spot. And yes, but not intentionally.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-12 12:24 am UTC (link)
What a dumb idea, goin' in there. Jesse gets some real bad ones, don't he?

So what, you just woke up inside or what?

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[info]betheirshield
2020-10-12 12:26 am UTC (link)
Like I sleep-walked or something. It was horrifying. Wait, are you saying it was Jesse's idea?

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-12 12:28 am UTC (link)
You sleepwalked? Do you do that ordinarily or is that a side effect of that freak hotel?

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[info]betheirshield
2020-10-12 01:33 am UTC (link)
No, not at all. That'd be dangerous enough around all the stuff in the shop. I'm just not sure how I got there and it was kind of a haze.

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[info]bitlessdead
2020-10-12 12:28 am UTC (link)
Elizabeth Caledonia Ashe don't you fucking throw Jesse under the bus because of your dumbass ideas.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-12 12:29 am UTC (link)
I'm so traumatized; I don't remember whose idea it was, but I don't think it was mine... Was it Jesse's...? Who can say...

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[info]bitlessdead
2020-10-12 12:30 am UTC (link)
No, we're in a fight. I'm sorry you got stuck in that shit, but you should've known better and dragging him along doesn't exactly win me over either.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-12 12:32 am UTC (link)
I didn't drag. I took B.O.B. and Jesse decided to come along to lecture me.

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[info]bitlessdead
2020-10-12 12:37 am UTC (link)
If I'd known you had that stupid fucking idea I would've done worse.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-12 12:42 am UTC (link)
Good thing I left you out of it for both our sakes then.

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[info]bitlessdead
2020-10-12 03:30 am UTC (link)
Yeah.

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[info]notquitenoon
2020-10-12 03:06 am UTC (link)
Glad you're alright.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-13 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Ain't I always.

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[info]notquitenoon
2020-10-13 07:20 pm UTC (link)
You pointed a shotgun at me, so I'm gonna go with no.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-13 07:22 pm UTC (link)
Call it future nostalgia.

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[info]theordinaryone
2020-10-12 07:40 pm UTC (link)
Did you try to use dynamite on it?

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-13 06:46 pm UTC (link)
I did. Made things weird before I could do anything too memorable.

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[info]clarkdebussy
2020-10-13 12:50 am UTC (link)
Maybe you should've taken some dynamite to the hotel.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-10-13 06:46 pm UTC (link)
I did that's why I was THERE. To blow it UP.

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[info]clarkdebussy
2020-10-16 12:31 am UTC (link)
So I see it went according to plan.

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