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For sale: one horribly expensive-looking, gemstone-laden, ancestral piece of metal to wear around your finger. Heavy and absolutely garish, full of sharp bits and old blood. You won't have to face your greatest fears to wear it but you will have the honor of calling yourself the High King of Tranavia. It amounts to nothing here, but some people like their titles.

I accept money, alcohol, or a mix of both in exchange.

Hallo, Vallo!

I'm currently on the hunt for potion ingredients that won't require me to go scavenging through the forest. Can anyone point me in the direction of where I might be able to find some? I'm specifically looking for magical plants at the moment. I know I'm not likely to find exact ingredients from home, but I've never been shy about experimenting with whatever is available.

Thank you in advance for your help!

BROS. Have you thought to yourself, those hockey kids seem hella awesome! I bet they throw great parties!

Well good news, we are and we do.

SPECIFICALLY we throw AMAZING parties and since life has been fucking nuts, we're throwing one on Friday! A ~*~*~*~*~*~*~Spookegster~*~*~*~*~~*~*

(imagine that as fancy html because even though I was an art student I legit noped out of graphic design, your girl is 100000% sucky at it)

Spookegster will feature the following:

1. Epic beer pong tournaments, both single and doubles editions (but prepare to Throw Down, I am an actual beer pong god). We'll have pre-game warmups/tutorials don't worry.

2. Hallo'wheel O'Shots

3. Shitty Knight's infamous tomb/tub juice

4. WAY too many Office/Parks and Rec/Brooklyn 99 Halloween episode references

5. BITTY'S HALLOWEEN THEMED SNACKS caps lock v. much needed.

6. Other great things TBD but probably include witty costumes, chill times, friends, complicated handshakes, learning way too much about hockey, new inside jokes, would you rather questions, and more.

Q&A (thank you, Blue!)

--Are costumes required?

Costumes are not required but would be much appreciated. But it's Halloween so you do you.

--What's in tub juice?

Hard work, feminism, sex appeal, flow, and a bunch of other ingredients that Shitty keeps close to the chest.

tl;dr Friday at the Haus we're partying, you should too. Lardo, out. (Murderbro, it's just not as cool!!!!)

Yeah yeah, I ain't feedin' daisies yet, Vallo. That Overlook Hotel was a cheat and a LIAR and I hope never to see its shadow darken my doorway anytime soon. But I'm showered, and I'm sober, and I'm working on my dynamite stock, so I'm just fit AS A FUCKIN' FIDDLE. So yeah, I'm fine. FINE. I'M GREAT.

and I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT

[Friends]

It's a few weeks away but since its a pretty popular night I thought I should get the invite thing out now. But on October 31, Lucifer is letting me take over Lux for my birthday. So free drinks and food, plus dancing and some other things from 8pm onwards at it.

Costumes are not required but strongly suggested.

At 6 there's going to be a bonfire ritual thing happening over at the Geliara Covens home base. Honoring the dead, warding off evil spirits, fire jumping. So check that out too if you're interested.

Since it's that time of year and apple cider donuts are calling to me, is there anyone that would like to go to an orchard with me sometime this week and maybe do some apple picking, too?