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Number Two (Diego Hargreeves) ([info]secondumbrella) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-08-14 13:08:00

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Entry tags:assassin's creed: evie frye, assassin's creed: jacob frye, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: isabela

((ooc: more spoilers, y'all, happy Friday))



Well update on my shitshow: Ben is alive and has a body, Allison's losing her shit, Five's going to be living in a dumpster, Klaus and Vayna are...okay? Ish?? I don't fucking know. This is fine.

Also I woke up with a whole lot of memories that apparently aren't some fucking dream so I could give up my whole 'my body is a temple' thing for one drink before I have a stroke please.


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[info]brassknuckles
2020-08-14 10:31 pm UTC (link)
If he was especially worried he'd have already taught you himself. There isn't a chance in hell that man can't pick a lock.

I can show you. I might need a bit more practice with modern ones first, but still.

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[info]meleski
2020-08-14 10:38 pm UTC (link)
I only meant he might get some enjoyment out of watching my attempts. But if you need to practice, Diego and I can supervise you sorting yourself out of a modern pair.

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-08-14 11:04 pm UTC (link)
That's not I wasn't Jesus Ch

How about you just give me a day to make sure I won't be embarrassing myself? I don't think that's too much to ask.

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[info]meleski
2020-08-14 11:17 pm UTC (link)
I think I have done enough embarrassing things in front of the present company to have earned you simply going for it, without the warm-up.

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-08-14 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Do you even get embarrassed?

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[info]meleski
2020-08-14 11:36 pm UTC (link)
Are you disappointed that I don't?

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-08-14 11:45 pm UTC (link)
A little. It would be easier to give a hard time.

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[info]meleski
2020-08-15 12:02 am UTC (link)
Perhaps you deserve a little challenge then. Not everything needs to be easy.

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-08-15 12:15 am UTC (link)
I need a drink.

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[info]meleski
2020-08-15 12:24 am UTC (link)
And now we're back to where we started. Lucky for you that we're already going to help Diego desecrate his body temple with alcohol, responsibly.

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-08-15 01:20 am UTC (link)
You know he probably still won't drink, yeah? Stubborn arse.

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[info]meleski
2020-08-15 01:39 am UTC (link)
I know. But he does like hitting things. And stabbing things. Any way to appeal to his interests in that regard? Like more hitting and more stabbing.

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-08-15 01:49 am UTC (link)
I'm leaning towards shackling him to the ceiling right now.

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[info]secondumbrella
2020-08-14 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Hell yeah I can pick a lock. Used to spend hours picking different types with different types of tools, but most times it was whatever the hell was laying around. I can get out of handcuffs too and straight jackets.

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-08-14 11:05 pm UTC (link)
What about if they hang you upside down?

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[info]secondumbrella
2020-08-14 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Jacob. Please. Of fucking course I can get out of handcuffs upside down.

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-08-14 11:36 pm UTC (link)
Look. Everyone thinks it's easy, but it's bloody difficult.

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[info]secondumbrella
2020-08-15 12:59 am UTC (link)
I really want to see you do it now.

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-08-15 01:19 am UTC (link)
Likewise.

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[info]secondumbrella
2020-08-15 05:13 am UTC (link)
Done, what are we hanging upside down from?

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-08-15 05:23 am UTC (link)
Good bloody question. The roof of the train isn't tell enough. Suppose we could look for a bridge.

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[info]secondumbrella
2020-08-15 05:34 am UTC (link)
We could probably rig something from the gym's ceiling too, I guess, but a bridge might be easier. Might be okay with just rope and knots, yeah? I assume that master assassin Jacob Frye knows how to tie a decent knot or ten?

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-08-15 05:58 am UTC (link)
Oh I've tied bigger men than you up in knots, don't you worry.

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[info]secondumbrella
2020-08-15 01:13 pm UTC (link)
Aw, here I thought I was special.

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[info]dontdie
2020-08-15 01:29 pm UTC (link)
Not where I can see, thank you.

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