Well update on my shitshow: Ben is alive and has a body, Allison's losing her shit, Five's going to be living in a dumpster, Klaus and Vayna are...okay? Ish?? I don't fucking know. This is fine.
Also I woke up with a whole lot of memories that apparently aren't some fucking dream so I could give up my whole 'my body is a temple' thing for one drink before I have a stroke please.