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Tweak says, "Shucks ma'am, tweren't nothin'"

Chetney Pock O'Pea (respectthealpha) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-10-10 13:24:00

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!: network post, critical role: ashton greymoore, critical role: chetney pock o'pea, critical role: orym, dc: harley quinn

Listen I just want to go on the record and say I'm a GNOME that's different than the LEPRECHAUNS that are going around giving folks like myself a bad name. I like candy, same as anyone, and I like a fight, maybe more than some, but ~~I only get in houses via chimney~~ I ain't going door to door asking for things.

Just making sure there ain't no false information out there.

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	littlemoon 2024-10-10 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Can I co-sign this as a fellow shorter one? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	smileyday 2024-10-10 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	I'll also sign! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlemoon 2024-10-10 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	See, we've got a good start. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smileyday 2024-10-11 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Is it a start? Are there more we're not thinking about? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-10 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, we can form a union. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlemoon 2024-10-10 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	Is this preventative or have you been misidentified already? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-10 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Preventative. I think I'm a pretty good representative of my species, but you can't ever be too careful. Especially round these parts. And at Christmas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlemoon 2024-10-11 12:58 am UTC (link)
	You know, good point. Especially about the Christmas bit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-11 01:40 am UTC (link)
	I'd love to see some elves' faces back in Exandria realizing what a Christmas elf is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-10-11 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Do not get me started. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-11 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Oh hey, speak and you shall receive! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-10-11 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Mm yes, well. I was in the neighborhood, as they say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-11 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Come on by the house, we got pie. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	chaosburst 2024-10-10 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. Sounds fucking fishy. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-10 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	OH DOES IT NOW. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaosburst 2024-10-10 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	Yep. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-10 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	THERE AIN'T EVEN ANY SIMILARITIES BESIDES OUR HEIGHT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaosburst 2024-10-10 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	That's a big one, though. Well. Short one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-10 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, cause all short folk LOOK ALIKE??? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaosburst 2024-10-11 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Did NOT say this. Just made a short joke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-11 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I dunno. Sus, as the kids say. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sortadead 2024-10-10 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck yeah, this is like getting your pronouns right. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-11 12:05 am UTC (link)
	You know what, you ain't wrong, and I like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-10-11 02:10 am UTC (link)
	I identify as Fight Me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-11 02:14 am UTC (link)
	Can I abbreviate that or is that disrespectful? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-10-11 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	How in the shit would you abbreviate that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-11 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	FMe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-10-11 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Useable in some situations. Maybe sends the wrong fuckin message, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-12 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. Is it like, Fight/Me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-10-13 02:37 am UTC (link)
	You're overthinking it, man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-13 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	Shoot, here I thought we were bantering. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-10-13 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	You could always.... Fight Me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-13 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	I MEAN if you INSIST who am I to say otherwise? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-10-14 04:07 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck yeah, come on down to the Underground. I help train there AND can always use new sparring partners. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	extraharley 2024-10-11 02:07 pm UTC (link)
	Can we be friends so I can say I'm hanging with my Gnomie? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-11 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	Huh. Ain't heard that before. You know what, sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	extraharley 2024-10-11 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	You're the best! What do you like to do? Do you like wrestling?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

respectthealpha
2024-10-11 04:52 pm UTC (link)

Y'know I got a real appreciation for the idea of bodies just crashing at each other, but my method tends to be either sneak sneak sneaking around and stabbing or just ripping my face off and going fucking balls to the walls. Mostly though, I'm a woodcarver. I like working with my hands, hearing the sweet sound of the wood, and making things for folks that make them happy.

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	extraharley 2024-10-11 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	Now I really wanna team up and fight something with you sometime. It sounds fun! And if you ever wanna come to wrestling on Monday nights, I wrestle! I mean, I'm like the warm up act so if you don't get there before it starts, you'll miss me. I wanna see some of your work! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-12 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	I think it's pretty fun, but y'know, you can't get too too close to the wolf on account of I got it under control and all? Just sometimes if shit goes down too crazy, it gets a little hard. Hm, whatcha wanna see? I got toys, I got furniture, sometimes I got little sculptures, just depends on what's speaking to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	extraharley 2024-10-13 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	Oooo EVERYTHING. I wanna see it all! What kinda wood do you use? Like is it from trees that have already fallen or do you cut them down? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

respectthealpha
2024-10-13 09:14 pm UTC (link)

You got you some good instincts, I can tell. Little from column A, little from column B, I try to think about the wood as a medium, you know? Ain't no sense in chopping down a gorgeous tree if I only need a bit of it, no matter how pretty the wood is. So if I'm cutting down something, I try to make it something that might be in danger of falling and hurting folks, and then really only doing it when I'm making bigger pieces. Just a sign of respect for the tree. Here, these ain't fancy or nothing but I usually carry around a handful of 'em for the kids.

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	extraharley 2024-10-13 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	My girlfriend is REALLY big on plants. But those are so cute! Could you make one shaped like a hyena? I got a couple that could pose for you for inspiration! Or you know, I could send a photo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-14 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Heh, so's one of mine, I gotcha. Huh. Yeah, sure, might take a little to find the right color wood, but I think I can make it look good. You want to learn instead? Nothing wrong with trying something new. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	extraharley 2024-10-14 03:54 am UTC (link)
	You'd teach me?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-14 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Sure would. Ain't for everyone, but I think there's merit in doing something and creating with your own two hands. Assuming you got two, if not, you just swap out two with the number you got. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	extraharley 2024-10-14 03:57 am UTC (link)
	I have two! And yeah! I wanna learn! Thank you!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-10-14 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Ah, don't mention it. You come over to the spooky house when you want to learn. Hell, bring those hyenas too, I like crazy. (Reply to this) (Parent)