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Aelwyn Abernant (reformedvillain) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-09-18 12:18:00

Entry tags:

!: network post, critical role: caleb widogast, critical role: essek thelyss, fantasy high: adaine abernant, fantasy high: aelwyn abernant, voltron: keith kogane, voltron: takashi shirogane

Excuse me ghost pirates but this is not the welcome I was expecting, at the very least you could bring me some sort of tropical drink.

The water elemental cheerleaders are doing their best but they were previously used to flirt with stupid people ~~so if they try with you then--no, Aelwyn~~ so if you see one and they're a bit distracted, just point them towards the dirty ghost pirates and try not to take too many pompoms to the face.

Do I receive another bagel? ~~I mostly know what it is now~~ Adaine, you are on the clock, I'm waiting.

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	bendreality 2024-09-18 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	~~If Vallo keeps jerking her around I will destroy one of it's~~ Better, you should receive free money. Welcome back. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	reformedvillain 2024-09-18 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	That is much better, yes. Hm. The pirates, what is this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bendreality 2024-09-18 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	I do not know but they are annoying. Two of them have decided to steal my ship despite having nowhere to go with it and keep squabbling about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reformedvillain 2024-09-18 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	Hm. Are they sailing? The water elemental cheerleaders are much more vicious when in their own element, no pun intended. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bendreality 2024-09-19 03:27 am UTC (link)
	"Sailing" is a very loose definition of the word, but ja I suppose. They are on the water. I can get it back but I do not want to damage the ship or harm the pirates, so I am letting them squabble first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	adaine 2024-09-18 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	You're back! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	reformedvillain 2024-09-18 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	Honestly, Adaine, you are meant to be the Elven Oracle, sounding surprised does not suit. When you come, don't bring the cats, I will wreck actual destruction, chaos, and anarchy if they were to be harmed. Were you very upset? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adaine 2024-09-18 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	It was less surprise and more excitement, Aelwyn. They are safe as can be right now, I promise. What do you think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reformedvillain 2024-09-18 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	Well, good. I hope you were a--suitable amount of miserable. Miserable enough to display the influence I've had over you, but not so miserable as to all puffy and nonsense, there's no need for that. Come and hug me but don't get stabbed by a ghost pirate because that is gross. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adaine 2024-09-18 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	I was a "drown my sorrows in snacks and cat cuddles" level of miserable, if that will do. No comment on the puffiness. I've started up sword practice and lessons again, so they should be wary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	takashi 2024-09-18 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Ye be welcome to ask Glenn fer another bagel. Maybe he'll be feelin' generous. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	reformedvillain 2024-09-18 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, what is this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	takashi 2024-09-18 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	I reckon I don't know what ye mean, lass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reformedvillain 2024-09-18 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you don't? This is just a normal manner of speaking where you are from? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	takashi 2024-09-18 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	Just talkin' like we all do, miss. Maybe yer just not used to bein' around folks that are different. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	kogane 2024-09-18 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	takashi 2024-09-18 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	Oh greatest treasure of me heart! Yer gonna hafta be more specific. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2024-09-18 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, the kleptomania? I could handle. Had to explain to Kipp a few times how Papa's just demonstrating for him what's right and wrong. But if I have to hear you argggggh at me like a pirate one more time, I'm going to have to tape your mouth shut. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	boyofwar 2024-09-19 03:15 am UTC (link)
	YES (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	takashi 2024-09-19 01:23 pm UTC (link)
	What's yer deal then, matey? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boyofwar 2024-09-19 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	Wait you know Keith but not me? :( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	shadowhand 2024-09-18 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	I think all of us could benefit from the ghost pirates delivering tropical drinks over the rest of this nonsense. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	reformedvillain 2024-09-18 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	This seems like very little to ask, I'm unsure as to the problem. I may even be convinced to loot and pillage would I have a coconut in my hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-09-18 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	They really ought to consider this within their recruiting tactics. It seems more likely to gain allies that way than just yelling. And welcome back. You have returned during typical chaos, as you have seen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reformedvillain 2024-09-18 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Honey than vinegar, that drivel. Though I suppose there may be some merit to the thing. I suppose. The cheerleaders are progressing nicely, actually. I may instruct them to continue the seduction. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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