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Tweak says, "As what? Your chaperone?"

Ronan Lynch (alteridem) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-05-10 20:12:00

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!: network post, god of war: atreus, the raven cycle: adam parrish, the raven cycle: matthew lynch, the raven cycle: richard campbell gansey, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, voltron: keith kogane, ₴ inactive: sydney clarke

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Hey so. We've got an appointment with a few specialists to get the ball rolling on making a baby. Idk how long it's all going to take and I only halfway understand what a surrogate coordinator even fucking does, but I figured I'd share the good news and shit. Parrish said I couldn't wear a "call me daddy" shirt to the market so. Look at that. Using my ~words~.

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	alteridem 2024-05-11 01:32 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, bud. Can't wait to watch you be an embarrassingly sappy uncle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dreamedup 2024-05-11 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Totally my calling in life. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2024-05-11 01:38 am UTC (link)
	Are you gonna pout if I'm a hardass about what kind of garbage food you try to give her? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dreamedup 2024-05-11 01:46 am UTC (link)
	I won't give snacks to a BABY I know better than that!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2024-05-11 01:49 am UTC (link)
	IDK you might cave when she's all toddler cute and grubby hands. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dreamedup 2024-05-11 01:56 am UTC (link)
	Toddlers can have chocolate or cotton candy because it melts easily. :))))))))))))))))))))))))))) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2024-05-11 02:17 am UTC (link)
	I don't want her inhaling sugar, dingus. She's a future hippie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dreamedup 2024-05-11 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Ro. I'm pretty sure you can trust me with your kid. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2024-05-11 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Of course I can fucking trust you with my kid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dreamedup 2024-05-11 02:59 am UTC (link)
	PLUS I can do other things besides snack introduction. :)))))))))))))) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2024-05-11 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Yeah you're on diaper duty, Uncle Matty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dreamedup 2024-05-11 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo look at that, uncle duty doesn't extend that far!!!! What a shame!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2024-05-11 03:24 am UTC (link)
	You can run but you can't hide. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dreamedup 2024-05-11 03:42 am UTC (link)
	That is DEFINITELY not what my Lynch hide and seek tournament win says. :)))))))))))))) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2024-05-11 03:54 am UTC (link)
	You still owe me a rematch! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dreamedup 2024-05-11 04:09 am UTC (link)
	I'll go to the thrift store and find an amazing trophy the winner (me) gets to win and THEN it's totally on!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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