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Tweak says, "I'm <^..^>ty for you"

Nico Robin (all_sunday) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-03-11 11:25:00

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!: network post, god of war: atreus, marvel: kamala khan, voltron: keith kogane, ₴ inactive: briar moss, ₴ inactive: nico robin, ₴ inactive: roronoa zoro, ₴ inactive: sanji

[Posted earlier this morning]

To whoever woke up with the ability to sprout extra appendages, please be aware that you would do best to stay away from water, especially sea water. It will drain you all of your energy.

Otherwise, enjoy!

Filtered to Zoro and Sanji
I would like to go swimming today!

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	all_sunday 2024-03-12 02:40 am UTC (link)
	Sanji and Zoro are going to teach me to swim. Does Jormie want to come join us? You can sprout anything just about anywhere there is a solid surface. Just be weary where you sprout your parts. Any injury the body part takes you will feel and take the injury yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boyofwar 2024-03-12 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Are you sure? He's a pretty big sea serpent. He loves company, though. Only a few people speak his language. You're telling me I can sprout dicks all over my body? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_sunday 2024-03-12 02:49 am UTC (link)
	A sea serpent? How wonderful! We have sea creatures in my home too, but none of them are very friendly. How big is he? Of course. If you wish, you could sprout dicks all over the house. I wouldn't recommend it, but you could. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boyofwar 2024-03-12 02:53 am UTC (link)
	He's kind of my child in a way, or at least I created him. He's not friendly to everyone, but he likes a lot of the people in Vallo. Back home he's big enough to wrap around the entire realm! Here he's smaller than that Kraken we fought but not by much? A whole new meaning to "go fuck yourself". (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_sunday 2024-03-12 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Oh dear, that is big!! I haven't gone swimming since I was a very small child, so we'll be staying in very shallow water and he might not be comfortable there. But I would still love to meet him one day! He sounds so amazing! Very much so! But if you ever wanted to know what it was like to give yourself a blowjob... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boyofwar 2024-03-12 03:31 am UTC (link)
	He can venture onto land and sometimes does. I'll tell him about it! He might just swim by to say hi. 🤔👀 I'll keep that in mind. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kogane 2024-03-12 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Why are you like this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_sunday 2024-03-12 02:53 am UTC (link)
	It was a fair question to ask. It's a question my captain would ask in a heartbeat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2024-03-12 02:57 am UTC (link)
	Oh I know. Captain Rubberman has no filter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_sunday 2024-03-12 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Absolutely none. His favorite question to ask new and interesting people is "can you poop?". (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2024-03-12 03:02 am UTC (link)
	...I want to ask, but also no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_sunday 2024-03-12 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Oh, go on. Ask! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2024-03-12 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Why is that his go to? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_sunday 2024-03-12 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Well...it actually makes a bit of sense when you think about the creatures we meet. For example, we met a talking skeleton. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2024-03-12 11:32 am UTC (link)
	...I know I shouldn't be surprised, given meeting you all. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	boyofwar 2024-03-12 02:54 am UTC (link)
	I have a curious nature, Keith! I can't sprout them just anywhere because then someone'll flick the tip and I'll have a lot of regrets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2024-03-12 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Sometimes it's okay not to say every thought you have. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boyofwar 2024-03-12 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Sorry? I'd talk even more if I actually did say every thought. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2024-03-12 03:03 am UTC (link)
	I don't buy that you hold anything back with us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boyofwar 2024-03-12 03:29 am UTC (link)
	I hold back more than you think I do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2024-03-12 11:33 am UTC (link)
	Like what? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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