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ᴍᴏɴᴋᴇʏ ᴅ. ʟᴜғғʏ (ex_rubber515) wrote in valloic,
@ 2023-12-21 10:44:00

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!: network post, god of war: atreus, she-ra: adora, she-ra: catra, voltron: keith kogane, voltron: lance alvarez, ₴ inactive: lydia martin, ₴ inactive: monkey d luffy, ₴ inactive: nico robin, ₴ inactive: roronoa zoro, ₴ inactive: sanji, ₴ inactive: tessa gray

Hi?

Hello?

Hi hi hi hi???

HELLO!

Does this work? They said it work, how do you know when it works?

[...]

OH LOOK! There the words are! It works!

These guys here and Not-Zoro said I should introduce myself. They also said the food does not always try to eat you back and I really hope they are right. Food should not try to eat you. You eat food. That's the way it goes.

Hi, I'm Monkey D. Luffy, Captain of the Straw Hat Crew and FUTURE KING OF THE PIRATES. Perhaps you've heard of me.

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	all_sunday 2023-12-21 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	That's very sweet of you. But, I'm only as good as the friends around me. I've been very lucky. I'm on my way to the DOA now to collect Luffy. I told him I'd bring him to the Merry. Should we pick something up to make dinner on the way? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piratechef 2023-12-21 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	See? Humble and kind. No no, I'll handle dinner. Good luck beating Moss there. I should be able to hand off the reins here soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_sunday 2023-12-21 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	~~hopefully~~ Perhaps I'll meet Zoro there, then. Apparently, the only thing Luffy has had to eat (that hasn't tried to eat him is a candy cane. I have a feeling we'll probably have to stop for a snack on the way home. He should still be hungry enough for dinner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piratechef 2023-12-21 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	That or he'll chew off an arm. It's fine. I'll just make sure my dinner is better than his snack. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_sunday 2023-12-21 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Huh. I wonder if he could... Of course it will! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piratechef 2023-12-22 12:52 am UTC (link)
	Anyone can, given the right motivation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_sunday 2023-12-22 04:47 am UTC (link)
	Even if the limb is made of rubber? I doubt it will come to that though. He's more likely to wonder off at the first smell of meat he comes across. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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