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Tweak says, "ouch! there was a pole there"

Dr. Morgan Yu (whoareyu) wrote in valloic,
@ 2023-05-15 07:48:00

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!: network post, critical role: fresh cut grass, marvel: carol danvers, ₴ inactive: brigitte lindholm, ₴ inactive: morgan yu, ₴ inactive: sam wilson

I'd just like to apologize to everyone my younger self tried to eat, called food names, or made really transparent attempts at luring in. I'm sorry, typhon don't naturally recognize human beings as beings, so they look at you like you look at a head of lettuce. They also don't really get the concept of individuality, so the idea that killing one of you isn't equivalent to cutting your hair is also totally foreign. I'm back to normal now and once again possess empathy and therefore feel really bad about that.

[Murderbot and FCG]
Now will you let me out of the cooler?

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	spacesoldier 2023-05-15 01:23 pm UTC (link)
	Much more room to stretch all those legs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whoareyu 2023-05-15 01:28 pm UTC (link)
	So much more! So many more things to turn into! So many friends who I'm not trying to eat! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spacesoldier 2023-05-15 01:30 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like wins all around to me. Hope you're planning to do something ridiculously human to make up for that stint. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whoareyu 2023-05-15 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	I was thinking I'd go get sushi. There's not much more human than eating regular food. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spacesoldier 2023-05-15 01:36 pm UTC (link)
	Especially after threatening to eat us - perfect plan. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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