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Dr. Morgan Yu ([info]whoareyu) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2023-05-15 07:48:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, critical role: fresh cut grass, marvel: carol danvers, ₴ inactive: brigitte lindholm, ₴ inactive: morgan yu, ₴ inactive: sam wilson

I'd just like to apologize to everyone my younger self tried to eat, called food names, or made really transparent attempts at luring in. I'm sorry, typhon don't naturally recognize human beings as beings, so they look at you like you look at a head of lettuce. They also don't really get the concept of individuality, so the idea that killing one of you isn't equivalent to cutting your hair is also totally foreign. I'm back to normal now and once again possess empathy and therefore feel really bad about that.

[Murderbot and FCG]
Now will you let me out of the cooler?


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[info]betheirshield
2023-05-15 01:00 pm UTC (link)
If not for the unfortunate side effect of being deadly, I thought you were incredibly adorable.

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-15 01:02 pm UTC (link)
I guess through a certain lens, "terribly bad at lying and luring" could be cute.

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[info]betheirshield
2023-05-15 01:03 pm UTC (link)
I think I have that certain lens.

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-15 01:15 pm UTC (link)
I feel like it lines up with your love of cats somehow. You're partial to predators who aren't that good at their jobs.

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[info]betheirshield
2023-05-15 01:21 pm UTC (link)
Murderbot seems like he'd be pretty good at his job. Maybe he's an exception?

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-15 01:26 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, and now that I think about it, cats are actually pretty good at being predators when given the opportunity. And mimics can mess people up if they're not trying to use words. Maybe you just like ambush predators in general.

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[info]betheirshield
2023-05-15 02:13 pm UTC (link)
I think we just discovered that I have a type, Morgan.

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-15 02:24 pm UTC (link)
I think maybe we did. Remember, it's okay to give your number to people who lurk, but not if they're aggressively lurking.

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[info]betheirshield
2023-05-15 03:05 pm UTC (link)
I don't have either, but it's not like I'm hard to find :)

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[info]spacesoldier
2023-05-15 01:11 pm UTC (link)
I had a fantastic time, for what's it worth. No need to feel bad.

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-15 01:16 pm UTC (link)
Hah, okay, good. :) I guess it's funny now, since Murderbot and FCG got me locked up good and fast. If they hadn't, though, that could've been a serious mess.

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[info]spacesoldier
2023-05-15 01:19 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah, this would be a different conversation if you hadn't been bolted into a cooler. I'm glad to see you back to you.

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-15 01:22 pm UTC (link)
Glad to be back! I like life a lot better with my expanded worldview. I also like living in the whole apartment and not in a cooler.

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[info]spacesoldier
2023-05-15 01:23 pm UTC (link)
Much more room to stretch all those legs.

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-15 01:28 pm UTC (link)
So much more! So many more things to turn into! So many friends who I'm not trying to eat!

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[info]spacesoldier
2023-05-15 01:30 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like wins all around to me. Hope you're planning to do something ridiculously human to make up for that stint.

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-15 01:33 pm UTC (link)
I was thinking I'd go get sushi. There's not much more human than eating regular food.

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[info]spacesoldier
2023-05-15 01:36 pm UTC (link)
Especially after threatening to eat us - perfect plan.

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Robots
[info]smileyday
2023-05-15 01:23 pm UTC (link)
Aw, Morgan, was that cooler filled with mirrors? Because that self-reflection was just incredible.

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Robots + Morgan
[info]whoareyu
2023-05-15 01:27 pm UTC (link)
Hey, I'm decent at self-reflection when I'm not regressed to the hungry animal stage!

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[info]smileyday
2023-05-15 01:41 pm UTC (link)
I still like to celebrate it!

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Robots + Morgan
[info]whoareyu
2023-05-15 01:44 pm UTC (link)
Thanks, buddy. :) Can I celebrate your smooth moves of deception to get me to where you could grapple me? Because that was some excellent work.

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Re: Robots + Morgan
[info]smileyday
2023-05-15 01:59 pm UTC (link)
Thanks! You know, I like to think of myself as a helping bot, and sometimes, the best way to help is just to lie to someone's face! Or, someone's self, in lieu of a face.

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-15 02:01 pm UTC (link)
It was absolutely the most helpful thing you could have done under the circumstances. Way to assess a situation and proceed accordingly!

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Robots + Morgan
[info]smileyday
2023-05-15 03:04 pm UTC (link)
If I could blush or have any sort of anatomical functions, I would! Go get some nutrition!

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[info]whendowestart
2023-05-15 01:33 pm UTC (link)
I am quite relieved that you are you again. Or at least the you that we all know and love.

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[info]whoareyu
2023-05-15 01:42 pm UTC (link)
The me that sticks to sushi, not human consciousness! :D Thanks for not holding my younger self against me.

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[info]whendowestart
2023-05-16 01:06 am UTC (link)
It's no big deal, we all have to grow from somewhere! Welcome back in a sense.

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