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Tweak says, "I'M FEELING VERY ATTACKED! "

Sophie Deveraux (nolawitch) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-12-28 17:53:00

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Remember how I did battle with the Edward Cullen of all Elf on the Shelfs last year? Dunked him in a toilet.

He came back this year and brought friends. After my initial thought of "what in the NC-17 Toy Story is this?", I threw dimes and pennies at him because bitch was working it.

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	nolawitch 2022-12-29 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	I don't remember them from home either but they probably had some upswing in popularity after I died. It sounds like something the United States would just love. Also if Santa can see all, I don't know why he needs surveillance elves as anything other than a threat. Maybe Thor was right to off Santa. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veggiehater 2022-12-29 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Right? The "he sees you when you're sleeping" line definitely gives off stalker vibes. Maybe the elves are just overworked and on vacation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nolawitch 2022-12-29 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	They need to go to Dinosaur Island like normal people and not bother people. Get a massage, not make toys...I guess sex is off the table because you know but I'm sure there's other ways of relaxing that is not giving someone a heart attack or stripping on tools of the trade. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veggiehater 2022-12-29 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	Uh yeah. Agreed. Maybe by next year, there will be a little elf resort. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nolawitch 2022-12-29 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Probably made out of gingerbread. Which a bunch of us will be tempted to eat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veggiehater 2022-12-29 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like how you get an elf enemy for life, Sophie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nolawitch 2022-12-30 12:48 am UTC (link)
	They started it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veggiehater 2022-12-30 01:18 am UTC (link)
	They might finish it too if you destroy their gingerbread resort. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nolawitch 2022-12-30 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	They can try but let's be real here, I'm sneakier. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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