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Tweak says, "Sempini!"

Richie Tozier (trashmouthier) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-05-01 09:47:00

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!: network post, the raven cycle: adam parrish, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, voltron: takashi shirogane, ₴ inactive: cassandra cain, ₴ inactive: eddie kaspbrak, ₴ inactive: richie tozier

Guys what the fuck?? I had these keys in my pocket and I hit the little alarm button and this is what fucking lit up???

IS THIS A JOKE? IT'S GOTTA BE A JOKE RIGHT?? oh god one of you sold me to some corporate bigwig didn't you

it took me twice to get through my driver's test what the fuck

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	spageds 2020-05-01 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	Because it's not mine??? I'm not touching other people's cars, dude, that's WEIRD. Did you rev the engine yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trashmouthier 2020-05-01 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	whatever, what's mine is yours and clearly my pimp got me this. I was waiting for you. 😍😏 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spageds 2020-05-01 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my god. PLEASE don't call the all-knowing space-time president thing your pimp. That's a huge lie but I don't care ~~dlkjgdkjghlkdklhdkljhklgdjkl~~ ~~god help me~~. You picking me up or what?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trashmouthier 2020-05-01 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	But where's the lieeeeeee? YEAH hang on I have to take a bunch of porno pics of Adam for Ronan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spageds 2020-05-01 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Where do I even start? You know, I'd be jealous, but I literally can't think of anything other than "hot car hot car hot car" so maybe this has cured me of possessive bullshit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trashmouthier 2020-05-01 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG, EDDIE? We are gonna do it SO HARD in the back of this thing. Wait are we going to that Sabrina thing? After do you wanna drive around and park and eat overlooking the water? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

spageds
2020-05-01 07:40 pm UTC (link)

It's the pimp or HAL 9000, apparently.

REDDIE:

We are doing it AFTER I buy a shitload of cleaning supplies that work with leather. I don't want a goddamn scratch on this thing, let alone a STAIN. Also: yes, we're going to Sabrina's thing, and holy shit that's the second most romantic thing you've ever said. 😭🥰😘

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	REDDIE. trashmouthier 2020-05-01 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	We'll put a towel down! OKAY the Belataint thing first, then ROMANCE. Maybe romance before that too just as a treat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	REDDIE. spageds 2020-05-01 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	We are NOT just putting a towel down, Rich. Do you know how expensive this car is??? Also that isn't the name of her party. It's funny but don't. [...] Wait, seriously? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	REDDIE. trashmouthier 2020-05-02 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	IDK probably like 20k?? But like, FREE. I won't say it to HER :D .... no? yes? what is that seriously? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	REDDIE. spageds 2020-05-02 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	~~20 FUCKING TH~~ [...] Later I'm showing you how much the mortgage on this house would be. Just as a comparison. You want two dates in one night? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	REDDIE. trashmouthier 2020-05-02 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeah, keep talking dirty to me. Yeah there's like, a before date. Knowing we've gotta be somewhere. And then there's an after date, which we can use to like, slip out of the party and have some peace and quiet or whatever. it's dumb, isn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	REDDIE. spageds 2020-05-02 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	Please say you're developing a pavlovian response to spreadsheets 😂 jdjsjdjjdkd djjdkdnd djdjkdndkd knfkdnfkdjdndmxnmx &&jzjxj&& It's not dumb at all. It's so romantic I'm literally getting chest pains. How are you so fucking cute??? 😩 You make me really happy, you giant string bean. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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