OKAY people let's play a game: what's the crappiest super power you've heard of?
Gotta be someone you know or know exists in your world. This thing has to have actually been real at one point.
Can't be a curse; curses are by their nature shitty and punishing.
don't be a dick deliberately. if your BFF has a shitty power and can read this entry don't start shit here or whatever; just fucking lie. we've all been there. I, for example, want to line you people up and eat you like I'm at a Golden Corral, which sucks for me but isn't THAT bad in the grand scheme of things, but if you guys made fun of me I'd be sad and stuff so i repeat DON'T BE A DICK
Winner gets me buying you a drink. If you're underage I'll buy you fruit-by-the-foot or something idk what the youths like these days
For the judges of Vallo: I knew a guy in school who was a merman. Pretty sweet right? NOPE he'd turn into half a fish whenever he got wet, but like, he had a really really VAGUE definition of wet?? He once fished-out in the middle of a divine geometry test because it hit 80% humidity in the classroom