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Nandor the Relentless ([info]vimbo) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2021-12-29 22:59:00

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Entry tags:!: journal post, !: network post, ₴ inactive: ambrose spellman, ₴ inactive: guillermo de la cruz, ₴ inactive: jake pentacost, ₴ inactive: lucifer morningstar, ₴ inactive: nandor

Ah finally. No more mention of that baby in the manger. A month or two of peace before people wail about his resurrection. I get chased with pointy sticks for coming back from the dead but he gets a party! And colorful baskets full of goodies! (I really don't understand this one but okay.) Anyway I guess I need to get a job if I am going to keep following your dumb rules. Maybe I could do the bouncing. At the club. The guy, you know, outside. I would probably be very bored though. Do you think I can make the humans entertain me to get inside?


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[info]vimbo
2021-12-31 12:33 am UTC (link)
I am undead and I feed on people. I am no bastion of virtue. But Guillermo has all the morals.

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[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 01:50 am UTC (link)
Oh yeah, I have one of those too. She can have the morals though, I'll take the money.

Where do you lurk? This proposition is a face to face thing.

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[info]vimbo
2021-12-31 02:11 am UTC (link)
I think he only has so many, at least. It makes for only a slightly annoying voice of reason.

Ah, Morningside, I suppose. There are some vampire places as well but they are not conducive to business dealings.

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[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 02:21 am UTC (link)
Mine can stab a bitch if need be, so I can live with it.

Totes. Will you have a problem with me stealing your sem- being a witch?

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[info]vimbo
2021-12-31 02:32 am UTC (link)
Ah, yes. Guillermo too.

Oh. You are a witch? They don't usually tell me before they trap me.

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[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 02:33 am UTC (link)
They can never meet. The crispy cinnamon rolls will unite and I can't handle that.

How do they usually trap you?

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[info]vimbo
2021-12-31 02:43 am UTC (link)
Many times when I tell Guillermo what to do, he does the opposite now. He is stubborn. And willful.

With their lies and their fake faces.

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[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 02:47 am UTC (link)
Yeah, kind of goes with the territory, I think. Live and let live. Or, kind of, in your case.

lolol I cannot believe this is my lif- Gotta warn you that I look like this sometimes too, but I'm usually brutally honest.

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[info]vimbo
2021-12-31 03:33 am UTC (link)
Oh. That's new. Do you steal vampire semen for this transformation?

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[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 04:16 am UTC (link)
Does vampire semen make people flipflop between genders in your world?

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[info]pacificdrift
2021-12-31 04:25 am UTC (link)
This conversation took a turn.

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[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 04:27 am UTC (link)
You're telling me.

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Margo & Jake
[info]pacificdrift
2021-12-31 04:29 am UTC (link)
Remember that time we went out running and you hated it?

We shouldn't do that again. But we should do something.

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Re: Margo & Jake
[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 04:43 am UTC (link)
What did you have in mind?

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Re: Margo & Jake
[info]pacificdrift
2021-12-31 04:48 am UTC (link)
Jogging?

Kidding. Let's go out riding?

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Re: Margo & Jake - [info]thedestroyer, 2021-12-31 04:54 am UTC
Re: Margo & Jake - [info]pacificdrift, 2021-12-31 04:57 am UTC
Re: Margo & Jake - [info]thedestroyer, 2021-12-31 05:03 am UTC
Re: Margo & Jake - [info]pacificdrift, 2021-12-31 05:09 am UTC
Re: Margo & Jake - [info]thedestroyer, 2021-12-31 05:10 am UTC
Re: Margo & Jake - [info]pacificdrift, 2021-12-31 05:12 am UTC
Re: Margo & Jake - [info]thedestroyer, 2021-12-31 05:24 am UTC
Re: Margo & Jake - [info]pacificdrift, 2021-12-31 05:27 am UTC

[info]vimbo
2021-12-31 04:33 am UTC (link)
No. Not that I know of, anyway. Witches use it to stay young and who knows what else.

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[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 04:34 am UTC (link)
I just bathe in the blood of virgins for that.

Joke. I don't want your semen, thanks.

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[info]vimbo
2021-12-31 04:58 am UTC (link)
Oh, that bath sounds very nice I am relieved to hear it. Guillermo has insisted he will hear your proposal too.

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[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 05:05 am UTC (link)
Cool, let me know which apartment I'm meeting you and your boyfriend at.

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[info]vimbo
2021-12-31 05:15 am UTC (link)
He is not my boyfriend, he is my bodyguard. Well, he was. I do not know what he is now Anyway, I do not think it wise to give a witch my address so I will meet you in the lobby when you are ready.

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(no subject) - [info]thedestroyer, 2021-12-31 05:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vimbo, 2021-12-31 06:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thedestroyer, 2021-12-31 06:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vimbo, 2021-12-31 06:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thedestroyer, 2021-12-31 06:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vimbo, 2021-12-31 06:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thedestroyer, 2022-01-01 01:59 am UTC

[info]impsychicnow
2021-12-31 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Fake faces?

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[info]vimbo
2021-12-31 06:59 pm UTC (link)
Magic, fake, youthful when they are raisins underneath.

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[info]impsychicnow
2022-01-01 03:23 am UTC (link)
So they use magic to project the illusion of youth?

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[info]thedestroyer
2022-01-01 02:00 am UTC (link)
Don't you dare tell me you're hiding a hagface under that.

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[info]impsychicnow
2022-01-01 03:23 am UTC (link)
What you see is what you get.

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