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Nandor the Relentless ([info]vimbo) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2021-12-29 22:59:00

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Entry tags:!: journal post, !: network post, ₴ inactive: ambrose spellman, ₴ inactive: guillermo de la cruz, ₴ inactive: jake pentacost, ₴ inactive: lucifer morningstar, ₴ inactive: nandor

Ah finally. No more mention of that baby in the manger. A month or two of peace before people wail about his resurrection. I get chased with pointy sticks for coming back from the dead but he gets a party! And colorful baskets full of goodies! (I really don't understand this one but okay.) Anyway I guess I need to get a job if I am going to keep following your dumb rules. Maybe I could do the bouncing. At the club. The guy, you know, outside. I would probably be very bored though. Do you think I can make the humans entertain me to get inside?


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[info]vimbo
2021-12-31 03:33 am UTC (link)
Oh. That's new. Do you steal vampire semen for this transformation?

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[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 04:16 am UTC (link)
Does vampire semen make people flipflop between genders in your world?

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[info]pacificdrift
2021-12-31 04:25 am UTC (link)
This conversation took a turn.

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[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 04:27 am UTC (link)
You're telling me.

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Margo & Jake
[info]pacificdrift
2021-12-31 04:29 am UTC (link)
Remember that time we went out running and you hated it?

We shouldn't do that again. But we should do something.

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Re: Margo & Jake
[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 04:43 am UTC (link)
What did you have in mind?

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Re: Margo & Jake
[info]pacificdrift
2021-12-31 04:48 am UTC (link)
Jogging?

Kidding. Let's go out riding?

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Re: Margo & Jake
[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 04:54 am UTC (link)
You got the wrong witch if you think I'm getting on that bike of yours.

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Re: Margo & Jake
[info]pacificdrift
2021-12-31 04:57 am UTC (link)
Wait, really?

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Re: Margo & Jake
[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 05:03 am UTC (link)
Really. That's Kady.

I'm up for a drink at Dorian's though after I steal this guy's semen.

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Re: Margo & Jake
[info]pacificdrift
2021-12-31 05:09 am UTC (link)
I know it's Kady but thought that might be your thing too.

... I should have known. Dorian's is good though. Let me know when.

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Re: Margo & Jake
[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 05:10 am UTC (link)
Nah, not my thing.

Has no watched their show??? You and Care disappoint me.

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Re: Margo & Jake
[info]pacificdrift
2021-12-31 05:12 am UTC (link)
No? When was I going to watch?

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Re: Margo & Jake
[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 05:24 am UTC (link)
While you're chugging Oreos like they're going to disappear? I would say we need to up your pop education but it'd be rude now that they're here.

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Re: Margo & Jake - [info]pacificdrift, 2021-12-31 05:27 am UTC

[info]vimbo
2021-12-31 04:33 am UTC (link)
No. Not that I know of, anyway. Witches use it to stay young and who knows what else.

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[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 04:34 am UTC (link)
I just bathe in the blood of virgins for that.

Joke. I don't want your semen, thanks.

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[info]vimbo
2021-12-31 04:58 am UTC (link)
Oh, that bath sounds very nice I am relieved to hear it. Guillermo has insisted he will hear your proposal too.

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[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 05:05 am UTC (link)
Cool, let me know which apartment I'm meeting you and your boyfriend at.

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[info]vimbo
2021-12-31 05:15 am UTC (link)
He is not my boyfriend, he is my bodyguard. Well, he was. I do not know what he is now Anyway, I do not think it wise to give a witch my address so I will meet you in the lobby when you are ready.

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[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 05:23 am UTC (link)
Well, why not?

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[info]vimbo
2021-12-31 06:00 pm UTC (link)
Why not what?

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[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 06:01 pm UTC (link)
Why isn't he your boyfriend?

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[info]vimbo
2021-12-31 06:14 pm UTC (link)
Because he was my familiar and now--and now this is none of your business!

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[info]thedestroyer
2021-12-31 06:17 pm UTC (link)
Boo, boring answer. I'll be in the lobby in about ten minutes. Does your not-boyfriend drink coffee?

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[info]vimbo
2021-12-31 06:58 pm UTC (link)
Why do you ask me? Ask him!

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