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Tweak says, "Oh my God... I'm a Chav!"

thor odinson isn't wearing his mother's drapes (thundering) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-12-13 10:26:00

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I'm sorry I killed Santa Claus.

Apologies also if I scarred your children during the last few days. If need be, I can come around to reassure them in person that your Santa Claus is fine and this was all made up.

Thank you, Vallo, for another unique experience.

[ FILTERED TO FRIENDS ]
Would any of you be any good at woodwork? I plan to make a few dozen toys and deliver them to the children of our community as little apology tokens, but I can only work so quickly on my own.

Vallo saw fit to gift me the Santa suit, so I thought I might as well put it to use.

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	FILTER. cowboygenius 2021-12-13 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	I think you did the suit proud, man. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: FILTER. thundering 2021-12-13 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	I had a lot of help with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: FILTER. cowboygenius 2021-12-13 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	Speaking of, if you need help with the toy distribution, I think I got a pretty decent handle on that now. Between that and home I'm working up experience. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: FILTER. thundering 2021-12-13 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	You have experience with this sort of thing from home? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: FILTER. cowboygenius 2021-12-13 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	Not so much the delivering part but this group called the Serpent Brotherhood tried to kidnap Santa. So we had to free and protect Santa. He also got injected with mistletoe which meant flipping through all worldly incarnations of the Santa story and that's how I got into a fist fight in a bar in the middle of nowhere in Canada with Santa Claus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: FILTER. thundering 2021-12-13 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	You're mortal, yet you seem to have an endless amount of fascinating tales. Tell me more over dinner? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: FILTER. cowboygenius 2021-12-14 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	Most of 'em come from becoming a Librarian. Before that I was just your average oil rig working guy from Oklahoma. You asking me on a date? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: FILTER. thundering 2021-12-14 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	I highly doubt there was anything average about you, even then. If I recall, didn't you write multiple educational papers under a variety of aliases? I'm asking you out on a date, yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: FILTER. cowboygenius 2021-12-14 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	Bar brawls used to be a Christmas Eve tradition in my household, man. I did though. Do. History and art, they never get a fair shake for how interesting they really are. Good because if you didn't ask, I was gonna. I accept. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: FILTER. thundering 2021-12-14 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	Tell me more about these Christmas bar brawls because I think that's a tradition I would like to start here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: FILTER. cowboygenius 2021-12-14 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	I was hoping you'd say that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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