π°π±π―ππ«π€π’ (sanctum) wrote in valloic, @ 2021-10-17 09:46:00 |
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Greetings! My name is BFF 3000, now known as Anastasia Barack Obama Yu-Bot, progeny of Murderbot and Morgan Yu. I would appreciate it if you referred to me as Stacey. I chose not to reveal my presence until now, mostly because I have just arrived and also because you all are more 'hot mess' than 'hot catch.'
For the sake of ease, for me, I have indexed and catalogued all of the posts on this network into any of the following categories:
1. Dick-In-Hole (or simply 'Sex')
2. Coffee? Or Tea?
3. Stuffing Food Into My Gaping Maw
4. Drink Drank Drunk
5. HELP
6. Basic Bitches/Generic - per Jack Bittle-Zimmermann
Now, if you would answer some questions for me I would truly appreciate that as well.
1. What would you add to your Babysitter Kit out of all of these: a 'cute' movie, a friendship bracelet, board games, a book?
2. Which club would you most like to join: Debate, Book Club, Theater, Dance, or Model UN?
3. Is Cher Horowitz your Personal Hero, yes or no?
Thank you for your time! Let's be friends!