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w. earp ([info]owndamnweapon) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2021-10-07 10:35:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, ₴ inactive: doc holliday, ₴ inactive: nicole haught II, ₴ inactive: vex'ahlia, ₴ inactive: waverly earp II, ₴ inactive: wynonna earp

Hey, uh. Doc? Nicole? Waves? You three might want to head back to the Homestead. There's a whole herd of these fucks outside trying to graze.

Time to get my redneck on and go shoot some of these assholes to scare them off.

[Attached phone image of Chargers in the yard out front]


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[info]vexahlia
2021-10-07 03:42 pm UTC (link)
Careful. I was shooting at range while flying above and theoretically out of their reach and still got my ass handed to me by these fuckers. SO ANNOYING.

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[info]owndamnweapon
2021-10-07 04:40 pm UTC (link)
Dude, these things suck. And not in the fun way.

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[info]vexahlia
2021-10-07 06:32 pm UTC (link)
You would think, by now, killing this shit would be old hat. Nope.

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[info]owndamnweapon
2021-10-07 06:48 pm UTC (link)
Vallo is a bag of dicks like that sometimes.

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[info]vexahlia
2021-10-07 06:55 pm UTC (link)
Agreed. And, again, not in the fun way.

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[info]ihavecharacter
2021-10-07 04:26 pm UTC (link)
I will excuse myself from work and meet you there.

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[info]owndamnweapon
2021-10-07 04:41 pm UTC (link)
Hey, guess what? You're the best. Tell Brig I'll buy her lunch one of these days when I have to stop stealing you from work.

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[info]ihavecharacter
2021-10-07 04:59 pm UTC (link)
I will inform her. I should be there shortly.

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[info]owndamnweapon
2021-10-07 05:03 pm UTC (link)
Thanks, babe. Your blaster guns will probably be more effective than Peacemaker's been anyway.

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[info]ihavecharacter
2021-10-07 05:15 pm UTC (link)
I will bring all of my guns, but we'll see what happens. I love you, Wynonna.

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[info]owndamnweapon
2021-10-07 05:17 pm UTC (link)
So far all my gun has done is piss them off more than anything else.

I love you, too.

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[info]ihavecharacter
2021-10-07 05:47 pm UTC (link)
It is a shame we have not acquired something with a little more oomph. Something to consider for later, I suppose.

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[info]owndamnweapon
2021-10-07 05:48 pm UTC (link)
The fact that we've been here as long as we have and continue to just rely on our guns...

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[info]ihavecharacter
2021-10-08 04:10 pm UTC (link)
We may need to find something new. Not give up our guns entirely, mind you.

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[info]chicksdigscars
2021-10-07 04:51 pm UTC (link)
Are bullets even gonna do anything to those things? Because I'm kind of thinking no.

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[info]owndamnweapon
2021-10-07 04:57 pm UTC (link)
They're doing a good job at pissing them off mostly.

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[info]chicksdigscars
2021-10-07 04:59 pm UTC (link)
Wynonna! Don't piss them off!!

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[info]owndamnweapon
2021-10-07 05:03 pm UTC (link)
WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

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[info]chicksdigscars
2021-10-07 05:06 pm UTC (link)
Were they bothering anything?? BEFORE you started shooting them??

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[info]owndamnweapon
2021-10-07 05:12 pm UTC (link)
Considering what these things have been doing, I didn't want to risk it.

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[info]chicksdigscars
2021-10-07 05:15 pm UTC (link)
I get it. But, like - maybe don't antagonize them either? We'll have to see if we can get someone with firepower out here.

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[info]owndamnweapon
2021-10-07 05:17 pm UTC (link)
Little too late for that. How was I supposed to know all my gun would do is make them angry? I even shot one in the head and it didn't do shit.

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[info]chicksdigscars
2021-10-07 05:20 pm UTC (link)
Well, obviously. Just for future reference! Bullets on metal or whatever these things are made of? NOT a good idea!

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[info]owndamnweapon
2021-10-07 05:22 pm UTC (link)
I know that now.

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[info]haughtness
2021-10-07 04:56 pm UTC (link)
Are those robotic sheep?

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[info]owndamnweapon
2021-10-07 04:57 pm UTC (link)
Uhhhh. Yes? I think so?

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[info]haughtness
2021-10-07 05:00 pm UTC (link)
Who knew being a champion mutton buster at five years old might come in handy down the line.

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[info]owndamnweapon
2021-10-07 05:04 pm UTC (link)
Is that some sort of lesbian euphemism or....?

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[info]chicksdigscars
2021-10-07 05:09 pm UTC (link)
🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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[info]owndamnweapon
2021-10-07 05:12 pm UTC (link)
You can't tell me "mutton buster" doesn't read that way.

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[info]chicksdigscars
2021-10-07 05:13 pm UTC (link)
Not everyone's mind is as dirty as yours, sis.

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[info]owndamnweapon
2021-10-07 05:18 pm UTC (link)
I pride myself on my dirty mind, you know that.

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[info]haughtness
2021-10-07 05:14 pm UTC (link)
I can't even begin to come up with a definition if that was the euphemism.

Actual sheep. Big sheep. An event for little kids at the rodeo.

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[info]owndamnweapon
2021-10-07 05:18 pm UTC (link)
Okay, but what does mutton busting involve?

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[info]haughtness
2021-10-07 09:01 pm UTC (link)
It's like bull riding except kids and sheep instead of cowboys and bulls? My uncle thought it would be funny.

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[info]bitlessdead
2021-10-07 05:41 pm UTC (link)
I think I prefer real horses but honestly wouldn't be surprised if Jesse wants to ride one.

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[info]owndamnweapon
2021-10-07 05:48 pm UTC (link)
I honestly can't tell if these are just small robot horses or larger robot sheep. Either way, they suck.

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