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Tweak says, "Visualize whirled peas"

blue "feminist tree spawn" sargent (notjane) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-07-22 08:08:00

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Alright, it's market day. And since half of our usual workers got their butts kicked by screaming bugs and are stubborn, I'm in charge today. That means 2-for-1 deals on milk, eggs, and ice cream. That's right, you heard me, ice cream, to soothe the burn of not sleeping (You can't live on just caffeine, it will stunt your growth. And if you want to make a short joke directed at me, they can go into Adam's suggestion box, which is curiously shaped like a trashcan.)

Everything must go for goods this week because I don't feel like lugging what's left back inside by the end of the day. You're welcome.

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	powpowpow 2021-07-22 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	Do you guys need some help? I'm just out killing bugs but I can swing by for a while if you need an extra pair of hands. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notjane 2021-07-22 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	I think we're okay for right now, but if you need a breather from bug-killing and a sample of whatever ice cream we have left, you can swing by. We're a cicada-free zone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	powpowpow 2021-07-22 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	I'll take you up on that, it is pretty darn gross out here and cicada free zone might be a nice break. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2021-07-22 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	The screams are but soft buzzing in the distance. Soothing actually. People pay money for white noise like this. Also, I heard it was your birthday soon. Please tell me your favorite flavor of ice cream is not vanilla. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	powpowpow 2021-07-22 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	I'd still take ocean waves over even the soft version of these guys. Ha no, I'm not boring like that. Rocky Road is my favorite. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2021-07-22 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	The ocean is nice. Did you know I never saw it outside of a picture until I was 18? Now we're all stuck on an island. Feels like karma. Oh thank god, you agree that vanilla is boring. I'll accept your Rocky Road. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	powpowpow 2021-07-22 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	I grew up near Varadero, pretty much lived on the water. Do you like it? Not that you're near an ocean? It's absolutely a Keith ice cream though. All business. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2021-07-22 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	Once I tried it with whipped cream and a cherry. It was too much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2021-07-22 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	You're making this worse. I can't believe you just enjoy plain vanilla ice cream. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2021-07-22 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, now you're just looking for a reason to fight. Are you bored? Is that it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2021-07-22 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	I'm busy. I've got a market to run and ice cream to sell, even to people who don't like adventure in their desserts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2021-07-22 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	No one is stopping anyone from any food adventures, unlike some people at pizza places. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2021-07-22 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	I'm never going to stop you from having fruit as a topping on a pizza, but I am going to judge you for it. I judge Gansey for his sausage and avocado. I'm an equal opportunity judger. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2021-07-22 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	You're the worst, but avocado? Really? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2021-07-22 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Really. It's less weird than it was the first time I saw him order it, but I prefer my avocados on toast or guacamole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2021-07-22 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, I know we don't normally agree on anything, but I'm with you on this avocado stuff. It has no place on pizza. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notdick 2021-07-22 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	I have done nothing to warrant you two being judgemental about pizza choices. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2021-07-22 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	...Except for putting guacamole on pizza? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notdick 2021-07-22 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Avocado, sliced. It's no different than anyone else's pizza preferences. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2021-07-22 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	I'm just messing with you, sorry. Would you feel better about your terrible pizza topping choices if we fought in the parking lot of Nino's? You can bring whatever weapon you want and we can wait until you're healed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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kogane, 2021-07-22 10:03 pm UTC

	notjane 2021-07-22 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	I barely make a face anymore when you order it. I think that counts for something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notdick 2021-07-22 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	Anything that produces a seed on the inside is classified as a fruit, so by that logic, most pizza with tomato sauce is fruit-based. Peppers, olives... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notjane 2021-07-22 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	I have no idea where that is, but it sounds tropical? And I don't hate it? I'm much more a forest-dwelling conservationist, but it's the best of both worlds? I was pretty much landlocked for most of my life. I wouldn't do business with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	powpowpow 2021-07-22 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	Cuba, if you're earth based and know that one? I was space locked for a while though, been nice to see the water again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2021-07-22 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'm Earth based and I know Cuba. I can't believe that's something we have qualify by being here. You should see if someone will take you out on a boat. You probably can't get too far out, but you can be in the middle of the water for a while. Like a day trip or something. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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