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blue "feminist tree spawn" sargent (notjane) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-07-22 08:08:00

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!: network post, critical role: essek thelyss, she-ra: catra, the raven cycle: blue sargent, the raven cycle: matthew lynch, voltron: keith kogane, voltron: lance alvarez, ₴ inactive: bonnie bennett, ₴ inactive: brigitte lindholm, ₴ inactive: maura sargent, ₴ inactive: molly hayes, ₴ inactive: noah czerny

Alright, it's market day. And since half of our usual workers got their butts kicked by screaming bugs and are stubborn, I'm in charge today. That means 2-for-1 deals on milk, eggs, and ice cream. That's right, you heard me, ice cream, to soothe the burn of not sleeping (You can't live on just caffeine, it will stunt your growth. And if you want to make a short joke directed at me, they can go into Adam's suggestion box, which is curiously shaped like a trashcan.)

Everything must go for goods this week because I don't feel like lugging what's left back inside by the end of the day. You're welcome.

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	notjane 2021-07-22 12:57 pm UTC (link)
	I'd come earlier rather than later or you're going to be stuck with vanilla. Not that vanilla is bad, but it's not as fun as the other flavors. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	impsychicnow 2021-07-22 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	I'm leaving in ten. I'll be getting all the flavors. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2021-07-22 01:06 pm UTC (link)
	I'll make Ronan or Gansey ring you out so you can give them A Look about fighting cicadas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	impsychicnow 2021-07-22 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	I am very happy to provide A Look. I've gotten really good at them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2021-07-22 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	I definitely need backup. I'm always giving A Look, and I think it's wearing off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	impsychicnow 2021-07-22 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	Do you need a new threat to deliver if they ignore you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2021-07-22 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	Do you have one handy? Will you strike fear into them so then I can use you next time to be like "Don't make me call Bonnie." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	impsychicnow 2021-07-22 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	I can think of a few creative magic possibilities. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kogane 2021-07-22 01:28 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, vanilla's the best flavor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2021-07-22 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	I can't tell if you're serious (which that's sad, I'm sorry that you think vanilla is the best flavor) or if you're trying to rile me up. I don't knife fight on the market territory! But I will threaten with an ax if you get testy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2021-07-22 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	It IS. It's simple and the first and everything that came after just got lost in its own bullshit. And I need to place a big pizza order for next week. Do I need to go Nino's in person for that and to put down a deposit? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2021-07-22 01:59 pm UTC (link)
	But do you ever eat vanilla by itself? People usually add toppings, which then dilutes the flavor. It's not even vanilla anymore. Party? Special occasion? You just want to stock up so you don't have to come in as often? The deposit is half on order, half on delivery. You can come in if you want, but I'm sure a very nice waitress will take it over the phone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2021-07-22 02:03 pm UTC (link)
	I mean, I don't like desserts very often, but when I do have the mood for ice cream, yeah, vanilla by itself. Birthday party and I just want to make sure you get credit or whatever, so sure, however you want to place the order. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2021-07-22 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, okay. Come get some boring vanilla then for your birthday party. I'll be there all day tomorrow, so you can call or come by. I promise I won't make a scoffing noise about pineapple on pizza, which is what I assume is the entire order. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2021-07-22 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	I'll probably pick up some other stuff since it's not just me. Same on the pizza. Cool, I'll swing by. Has Nino's been hit with bugs yet? You should come to this party. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2021-07-22 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	And yes and no? No one can find the cicadas inside or around Nino's but the screaming is there which I think is worse. I probably can, as long as it's not your way of getting me to deliver the pizzas for you. Who is it for? What are they into? I'm going to have to bring a gift. Or knit one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2021-07-22 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, the screaming is pretty bad. I can hear better than most and I've had to find earplugs to even catch a few hours of sleep. Nah, we're picking them up, I'm serious about you just coming to hang out. It's for Lance and he's into food, video games, sharpshooting, flying, just a lot of random stuff. He looks good in beanies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2021-07-22 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds awful? The cicadas are, obviously, but hearing better than most part. Was that an always thing or something that happened to you? I can do beanies. Does he have a favorite color? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2021-07-22 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	It was always a thing, but I didn't get that it was weird until later when I found out I was half alien. Then some things started to make sense. Blue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2021-07-22 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	Half-alien, explains the pineapple on pizza thing. I'm half-tree. Welcome to the club, that I just started right now for people who are half-things. Convenient. (Spoilers Lance, you're getting a blue beanie for your birthday. You better like it or are at least ask surprised when you open it.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2021-07-22 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	Rude. But since you're half-tree, that makes sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2021-07-22 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	Rude. I'm going to go back to insulting your ice cream choices. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2021-07-22 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	Like you weren't already going to do that. Are your people okay though? Even with the butt kicking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2021-07-22 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	I was going to give you a little reprieve. Yeah, they're okay. They'll probably think twice about camping alone again. ~~Or maybe not, considering what~~ I'd prefer no one to get hurt but unfortunately, I can't control that in Vallo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kogane 2021-07-22 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	Such a lie. Yeah, like life's unpredictable, but that's ramped up to 11 here in Vallo. At least it's something they were able to handle. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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