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Tweak says, "DOOM"

αgαтнα αll αlσиg! (perfidious) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-06-04 10:04:00

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!: network post, temp character: agnes bohner, ₴ inactive: james rogers, ₴ inactive: kara kent, ₴ inactive: kate danvers, ₴ inactive: katherine pierce, ₴ inactive: prue halliwell, ₴ inactive: thor odinson, ₴ inactive: torunn thorsdóttir, ₴ inactive: wanda maximoff

Hey all you hip cats! I just have to tell you what I've been up to recently. Though I know what all of you have been up to recently - so much murder and mayhem! Boy, you're all set to just play judge, jury, AND executioner aren't you? Kinky roleplay, I looooooove it!

Speaking of kinky roleplay, I think that's what our Star Spangled representative and his dangerous red-hot tamale have been involved with - unless she's just constantly borrowing sugar each time I see her leave his apartment! And go back in and then leave! And go back in and leave again!

It takes awhile each time (I've clocked it), so I'm sure there's still some sugar-borrowing, if ya know what I mean. Wink.

To which I say, good for them! And also - AHOOOOOGA! In honor of this NC-17-rated image worthy of a smut novella (I think they call the smut novellas 'fanfiction'??), I'm including a cocktail recipe entitled "International Relations."

1 1/2 ounces dry vermouth
3/4 ounce sweet vermouth
1/8 ounce maraschino liqueur
2 dashes orange bitters
Lemon peel as garnish

Combine in an Old Fashioned glass and enjoy!

Oh, and I almost forgot! I've set up my Tag profile here, and I just have to tell you - what a GREAT invention! You all should just go on and slide into my PMS! List of people I would ride like a one-humped camel:

1. Sorcerer Polygamist
2. The gigantic hairless man who recently just did a murder
3. Anyone from Hell
4. Cute blondes - or redheads. Or brunettes? Or you know what, any hair color is fine!

Well, that's all for now - I'll see you alligators later!

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	superwitch 2021-06-04 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry, only the head wife can reveal the Sanctum's inner workings. You'll have to ask Wanda herself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-06-04 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Oooh, intriguing! I'm all tingly with anticipation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	superwitch 2021-06-04 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	What kind of tingly are we talking? Looking to join in? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-06-04 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	You bet I am! I already asked Wanda what it takes to get on the list - any tips there?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	superwitch 2021-06-04 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	Refraining from blasting people on the network might be a good starting point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-06-04 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	Blast? Whatever do you mean? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	superwitch 2021-06-04 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	You don't find these posts a little - tactless? Lacking in subtlety? I appreciate a good cocktail, though. I'll give that a try. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-06-04 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	Compared to what? The other posts that are entirely subtle? Those are just fluff, I'm doing good work here. See? They're educational! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	superwitch 2021-06-04 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	You should drop by the Gazette and apply - you'd be a shoo-in gossip columnist. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-06-04 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	Really, you think so?? That's such a good idea! I've always had a way with words. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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