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Tweak says, "I saw the face of God"

αgαтнα αll αlσиg! (perfidious) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-06-04 10:04:00

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!: network post, temp character: agnes bohner, ₴ inactive: james rogers, ₴ inactive: kara kent, ₴ inactive: kate danvers, ₴ inactive: katherine pierce, ₴ inactive: prue halliwell, ₴ inactive: thor odinson, ₴ inactive: torunn thorsdóttir, ₴ inactive: wanda maximoff

Hey all you hip cats! I just have to tell you what I've been up to recently. Though I know what all of you have been up to recently - so much murder and mayhem! Boy, you're all set to just play judge, jury, AND executioner aren't you? Kinky roleplay, I looooooove it!

Speaking of kinky roleplay, I think that's what our Star Spangled representative and his dangerous red-hot tamale have been involved with - unless she's just constantly borrowing sugar each time I see her leave his apartment! And go back in and then leave! And go back in and leave again!

It takes awhile each time (I've clocked it), so I'm sure there's still some sugar-borrowing, if ya know what I mean. Wink.

To which I say, good for them! And also - AHOOOOOGA! In honor of this NC-17-rated image worthy of a smut novella (I think they call the smut novellas 'fanfiction'??), I'm including a cocktail recipe entitled "International Relations."

1 1/2 ounces dry vermouth
3/4 ounce sweet vermouth
1/8 ounce maraschino liqueur
2 dashes orange bitters
Lemon peel as garnish

Combine in an Old Fashioned glass and enjoy!

Oh, and I almost forgot! I've set up my Tag profile here, and I just have to tell you - what a GREAT invention! You all should just go on and slide into my PMS! List of people I would ride like a one-humped camel:

1. Sorcerer Polygamist
2. The gigantic hairless man who recently just did a murder
3. Anyone from Hell
4. Cute blondes - or redheads. Or brunettes? Or you know what, any hair color is fine!

Well, that's all for now - I'll see you alligators later!

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	perfidious 2021-06-04 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, do you consider me at tabloid level? That's amazing! I think I'll call it Hey All You Hip Cats, what do you think?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starsnbars 2021-06-04 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	Tabloids generally go for shorter names, but it doesn't sound like much stops you from doing what you want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-06-04 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	You're right about that one too, you handsome brick shithouse you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starsnbars 2021-06-04 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	I'm... not sure if that's a compliment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-06-04 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	It is! I recently learned that it means to be built like a strong, muscular person. Wild, huh?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starsnbars 2021-06-04 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	It wouldn't be the first time I've been surprised by colorful slang. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-06-04 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	I've been so surprised myself, recently - there are so many terms it's hard to keep track! And they change so frequently! But I'm determined to master it all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starsnbars 2021-06-04 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	As long as you're not actively harming people, more power to you, Agnes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-06-04 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no! I'm docile as a lamb, Captain America. Don't you worry about lil ol' me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starsnbars 2021-06-04 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	I don't believe that for a moment, Agnes. Good luck with your career. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-06-04 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	What do they say? LOL? LOLOLOL oh you! Thanks so much though, I just love being a worldly working woman! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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