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baz (interviewwith) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-03-05 08:41:00

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critical role: caleb widogast, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, ₴ inactive: baz, ₴ inactive: katherine pierce, ₴ inactive: simon snow

Well, as it's been nearly three weeks since we've arrived and I've seen no sign that you lot are planning on either sacrificing us or indoctrinating us into what amounts to a fanged MLM cult, I can only assume that you're playing the long game. I can respect that. I was once kidnapped for three months and nothing happened, literally nothing, so I suppose my patience has been honed.

A few updates - I'm looking for employment. I considered returning to school, but all enquiries seem to indicate that it won't transfer to home and I refuse to take "Macroeconomic Variables and Markets" more than once because I love myself. I may be interested in taking a music course or two - hobby - but my primarily concern presently is clothing. All I have to call my own is this hideous Target ensemble I picked up back home and some panic boxers I purchased when I first arrived here. I've seen your shops on the Main Street, and some of them are... acceptable, but I'd like to know where you lot enjoy shopping. If you suspect you're probably unqualified to answer this question, you are.

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Hello, my name's Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch, and with any luck you'll never have need to use it again: Baz is fine. I've left behind my CV when I was in your store yesterday afternoon. If you have an opening for a job I'd be very interested in taking it, as we're down to peanut butter and crackers in the pantry, and my standards for cuisine are higher than that. Back home, I'm working on my degree (economics) at university and in school I was top of my graduating class. Reading's a hobby of mine, and magic a way of life. I enjoy organization to the point where it drives my boyfriend insane, and I have a bright, filthy mind. I survived a truly stupefying amount of garbage and if I encountered a murder turkey in the hallowed halls of your store, I wouldn't hesitate.

Thank you for your consideration.

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	interviewwith 2021-03-05 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	You'd think a place so rife with diversity would include a few goblin cobblers and what-have-you. I'm seeking a job at present for that very reason, now that it appears we're... staying here. It's not at all where either of us expected to land. I'd have packed my favorite things, otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

fivecenturies
2021-03-05 07:14 pm UTC (link)

Are you actively looking for goblin clobbers? We're talking weaponry, right? I want to say there's a few people here that could make that for you if you ask nicely.

It's tragic, isn't it? Thankfully I do my best to dress fabulously every day - just in case I die for real this time and become a ghost, I want to make sure my forever ghost outfit is flawless. Now I must also dress for world hopping in the scenario I'm stuck with one outfit for awhile.

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	interviewwith 2021-03-05 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, no - cobblers, cobbling shoes. Poor joke, I suppose. I'm not really a weapons person; Simon's the brilliant one with the sword. I'm a wizard, so-- wand. Already died once? You've been busy. You're right though - one can't take a single day of clothing for granted. You just never know what's to happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fivecenturies 2021-03-05 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Ahhhh. Sorry. Vallo would be the type of place to want something to hit a goblin with anyway so I wasn't questioning too hard into that. I have. I came back better from it though, depending on what your view is of the supernatural types. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	interviewwith 2021-03-05 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	It's quite all right. I've met many folk who seemed preoccupied with clobbering. I believe there's even a club dedicated to it. We've all kinds back home, and I'm a wizard myself. Try me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fivecenturies 2021-03-06 01:33 am UTC (link)
	It's a healthy way to let out some aggression? Sort of? Vampire. Not part of a fanged MLM cult, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	interviewwith 2021-03-06 03:04 pm UTC (link)
	It's better than some notable alternatives. Ah. I The vampires in my world were largely malevolent wastes of space. I'm sure it's different in different places. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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