Candy Quackenbush can walk on water. (toitshour) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2012-09-25 23:54:00

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If your total tab is 15.43 and you leave me 16 dollars, you are an asshole. I'm going to give you the glass that I know the barback spits his chewing tobacco into next time, jackass.

	valentine_heart 2012-09-26 07:37 am UTC (link)
	Hell yes to that. Exlax also works wonders as payback ;) Luckily I haven't needed to bring it out yet but the waitresses know to tell me if they get stung by assholes who don't tip them well. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	toitshour 2012-09-26 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Visine too! It's good for stoners, allergy sufferers, and people who want easy revenge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	valentine_heart 2012-09-27 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	Ah a woman after my own heart :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

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