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Tweak says, "I haz a flavor."

Gambit (diable_blanc) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2012-07-24 18:32:00

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anna marie (rogue), fluttershy, mordin solus, raven darkholme (mystique), remy lebeau (gambit), river tam, rowanne, tyrael

Remy LeBeau - Cajun Superchef.
Hello there, valar net! Guess what tastes like chicken, only slightly spongier, after you skin a bunch of them, rip the nasty poop shoot parts out, and deep fry them?

Hairy critters!

The others that I've found, I done added to jambalaya after properly seasoning them up and they aren't half bad! Sure, everything tastes like chicken, they say. But in some cases, it's the truth. Like this case! :D

One downside is that I think I ate Baby. But Baby was delicious and kept MAKING babies, so...c'est la vie. Got to get rid of them somehow.

I might also have drank a few too many beers during my culinary adventure.

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To my housemates? Enjoy. There's leftovers in the fridge.

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	fixingyourbible 2012-07-25 01:53 am UTC (link)
	... You ATE him!? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 01:55 am UTC (link)
	Don't knock it until you've tried it, petite. And I think they're all she's and not he's. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hadtobeme 2012-07-25 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Technically correct. Creatures monogendered, it seems, and born pregnant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Merci! Good to know I wasn't all that wrong then. I guess I'm eating a great big uterus but hey, it's pretty tasty after a couple of beers are knocked back, so I'm not complaining. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hadtobeme 2012-07-25 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Humans have consumed stranger things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 02:05 am UTC (link)
	True that. So far, so good. I ain't gotten sick yet, though I did get a mild case of indigestion. It was just a beer burp. Nothing deadly. (Reply to this) (Parent)

fixingyourbible
2012-07-25 02:27 am UTC (link)

I understand there are lots of things out there in the wild that we can digest for nutritional value if we need to, especially in situations where there aren't any other viable sources available, but...

They're so cute. I can't eat them. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with them, though, because I can't tell which one is Leonardo and I can't make capes and masks for all of them...

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	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 02:33 am UTC (link)
	Way I see it? Rabbit tastes pretty good just as much as gator does. And these things breed faster than bunnies in the springtime. It is downright problematic, oui? There ain't gonna be enough capes and masks. That means it's time for critter bites. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fixingyourbible 2012-07-25 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Yes but what if they're sentient somehow? I mean ... you named it and everything and then you ate it, think about its feelings... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

diable_blanc
2012-07-25 02:50 am UTC (link)

I thought about it for about ten seconds after I woke up and Baby had birthed babies on the pillow next to my head. Then they kept right on birthing babies.

Since they aren't going to stop and Baby got lost in that mix? I'm going to have to say...a lot of critters probably are aware of their surroundings and get eaten anyway. This is just a brand new critter that's met the deep frier.

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