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Tweak says, "FEED ME!"

Gambit (diable_blanc) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2012-07-24 18:32:00

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anna marie (rogue), fluttershy, mordin solus, raven darkholme (mystique), remy lebeau (gambit), river tam, rowanne, tyrael

Remy LeBeau - Cajun Superchef.
Hello there, valar net! Guess what tastes like chicken, only slightly spongier, after you skin a bunch of them, rip the nasty poop shoot parts out, and deep fry them?

Hairy critters!

The others that I've found, I done added to jambalaya after properly seasoning them up and they aren't half bad! Sure, everything tastes like chicken, they say. But in some cases, it's the truth. Like this case! :D

One downside is that I think I ate Baby. But Baby was delicious and kept MAKING babies, so...c'est la vie. Got to get rid of them somehow.

I might also have drank a few too many beers during my culinary adventure.

...

To my housemates? Enjoy. There's leftovers in the fridge.

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	fixingyourbible 2012-07-25 01:53 am UTC (link)
	... You ATE him!? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 01:55 am UTC (link)
	Don't knock it until you've tried it, petite. And I think they're all she's and not he's. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hadtobeme 2012-07-25 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Technically correct. Creatures monogendered, it seems, and born pregnant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Merci! Good to know I wasn't all that wrong then. I guess I'm eating a great big uterus but hey, it's pretty tasty after a couple of beers are knocked back, so I'm not complaining. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hadtobeme 2012-07-25 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Humans have consumed stranger things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 02:05 am UTC (link)
	True that. So far, so good. I ain't gotten sick yet, though I did get a mild case of indigestion. It was just a beer burp. Nothing deadly. (Reply to this) (Parent)

fixingyourbible
2012-07-25 02:27 am UTC (link)

I understand there are lots of things out there in the wild that we can digest for nutritional value if we need to, especially in situations where there aren't any other viable sources available, but...

They're so cute. I can't eat them. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with them, though, because I can't tell which one is Leonardo and I can't make capes and masks for all of them...

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	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 02:33 am UTC (link)
	Way I see it? Rabbit tastes pretty good just as much as gator does. And these things breed faster than bunnies in the springtime. It is downright problematic, oui? There ain't gonna be enough capes and masks. That means it's time for critter bites. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fixingyourbible 2012-07-25 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Yes but what if they're sentient somehow? I mean ... you named it and everything and then you ate it, think about its feelings... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

diable_blanc
2012-07-25 02:50 am UTC (link)

I thought about it for about ten seconds after I woke up and Baby had birthed babies on the pillow next to my head. Then they kept right on birthing babies.

Since they aren't going to stop and Baby got lost in that mix? I'm going to have to say...a lot of critters probably are aware of their surroundings and get eaten anyway. This is just a brand new critter that's met the deep frier.

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	ex_justiceit385 2012-07-25 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Might have? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 02:30 am UTC (link)
	Three's normal enough. Over six and hazardous things apparently happen to fuzzy critters, when they start to overrun the house. Not to mention everywhere else. Did you see the news? We are being invaderated, sir. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_justiceit385 2012-07-25 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. And you're eating them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Why not? They're there. And they didn't make my tummy feel funny or nothing, besides maybe...FULL? I haven't turned no colors, barfed up nothing, or had my head spin around in circles. Feel pretty fine. Maybe even could stand another beer. They are TASTY critters, if prepared properly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_justiceit385 2012-07-25 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Huh. Leaving outraged, entering curious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

diable_blanc
2012-07-25 02:45 am UTC (link)

I am beyond serious. But then again, if you deep fry any sort of critter, besides maybe one of them toxic creatures or say...a dung beetles (wouldn't even be curious about that one), it's gonna be pretty tasty.

Skin it, one slice to gut it, give it a rinse and a pat down, buttermilk and seasoned flour to dredge it through, drop 'em in and give them a fry for about 8 minutes or so. Then you drain off the oil by throwing the critters on a paper towel.

Once you get a good pile of them? Crack open a cold beer, dunk 'em in some spicy BBQ sauce, and it's like the best damn chicken nugget you ever had.

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	far_too_shy 2012-07-25 02:51 am UTC (link)
	~~... how ... how could you... you...~~ Nothing is actually posted, probably because someone at the shop saw her in tears and made her get off the internet. (Reply to this)

	sugar_n_sass 2012-07-25 03:05 am UTC (link)
	I am not eating those things, sir. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Where is your sense of adventure? ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sugar_n_sass 2012-07-25 03:10 am UTC (link)
	Better left elsewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 03:22 am UTC (link)
	I can think of a few better things, that you could leave in certain places. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sugar_n_sass 2012-07-25 03:23 am UTC (link)
	I'll get right on that, starting with my lady care products in your bathroom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Non! You can't be invading my space with none of them lady care products! I was perhaps meaning sexier things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sugar_n_sass 2012-07-25 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Too late. There are now tampons in your trash sir. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 03:31 am UTC (link)
	How many did you leave there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sugar_n_sass 2012-07-25 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Just the one. I don't bleed that bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 03:36 am UTC (link)
	~~WUT? LOL R U SERIOUS MON DIEU WTH! XD~~ Well, at least you left a lil piece of you behind in my living space, non? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 03:58 am UTC (link)
	I really hope you were making a ha ha. ~~I am not even going to go check.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	illbeanyone 2012-07-25 03:06 am UTC (link)
	The jambalaya was quite good. Not so keen on the other thing. Seemed bland. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 03:07 am UTC (link)
	No no, it's not bland. You have to dip it in the sauce, ma'am. Try it with the spicy sauce things I left in the fridge. It's that red stuff on the second shelf. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	illbeanyone 2012-07-25 03:10 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't sure if that was sauce, or some kind of bait. Have you tried feeding these creatures themselves? Just to see if they would eat it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Nope, that's sauce. Give it a try. Must've not seasoned down that batch well enough. Ok, that? Feeding them to themselves? I think even I've got to admit that's maybe taking it too far! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	illbeanyone 2012-07-25 03:25 am UTC (link)
	You probably don't want to know what they sometimes put in pig feed then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 03:26 am UTC (link)
	I'm guessing tasty bacon. That makes the piggies even tastier. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	illbeanyone 2012-07-25 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Deep fried critter fed to critter might make them tastier too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 03:30 am UTC (link)
	You're a woman of questionable ideas. Once you get something in your head, then I imagine it's hard to persuade you to do anything else otherwise. I think, though, you'd better not tell me the results of that particular experiment and try it out for yourself! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	illbeanyone 2012-07-25 03:31 am UTC (link)
	They seem to prefer grains, mostly. They ate through Anna's baking supplies already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diable_blanc 2012-07-25 03:50 am UTC (link)
	NOT THE PIE THINGS. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	smithsdaughter 2012-07-25 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Excellent! I was just wondering how that would go and then looked down and saw your post. So they worked then? Would you consider them more on par with cooking chicken or cooking rats? ...I was thinking of stewing them, myself. (Reply to this) (Thread)

diable_blanc
2012-07-25 04:56 am UTC (link)

I've had squirrel before so...maybe like that just minus the bones. They're kinda squishy that way. It's like dealing with a chicken breast, covered in carpet. Once you get the fuzz off, though, and take a peek in there, it's not to hard to figure out what's what, and start pulling the parts out that don't look edible.

I mean, it's a critter. It's gotta take a crap and pass babies out of it. It ain't rocket science once you cut it open and take a peeksie inside.

Definitely needs seasoning though. If they ain't seasoned up enough, like Miss Raven said, they're a little on the bland side.

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	smithsdaughter 2012-07-25 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	I actually even have directions for squirrel! Haven't cooked it myself, mostly because by the time I find them, they're roadkill. I mean flatsteak is one thing but not when the whole animal is mushed up like that. Had some once, and it was pretty decent. So, okay. I can run with those ideas. As for spices, well, I've been wanting to play with my set of THOSE. (Reply to this) (Parent)