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Pete Wisdom is saving the world...from itself. (mister_wisdom) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2014-05-18 14:29:00

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alyssa hamilton, christian grey, doreen green (squirrel girl), elizabeth comstock, kitty pryde (shadowcat), lara croft, nick fury, pete wisdom, tauriel

~~I can't believe I'm expected to make nice and normal at everyone, over the bloody internet.~~

There's not enough scotch on the planet for this.

Fuckedyfuckfuck Fuck-a-Duck fuckIT.

Hello. I'm Pete Wisdom. I work for a overseas company that sells plushies and things with tiny plastic chokey bits to toy stores, for all of the world's ankle biters to gnaw and drool on. I'm here because my bosses think that I'd be the perfect regional sales representative. How kind of them.

I am so happy to meet you all. So, so happy. With all of the absolute...happiness. Rainbows and baby fluffy animals.

Where's the nearest pub?

~~And show me all of your weird so I can write a sarcastic report and then go light myself on fire.~~

	mister_wisdom 2014-05-19 04:09 am UTC (link)
	If we're going to play pretend, then I hope you get a brain tumor. You already seem a little impaired. I imagine that it will look much like whatever rubbish it is you're smearing over the interwebs at me, right now. If it will make you happy and go shhhh, then I promise to drop kick a kitten in your direction. You're welcome. (Reply to this) (Parent)