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Tweak says, "I want a golden egg!"

Pete Wisdom is saving the world...from itself. (mister_wisdom) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2014-05-18 14:29:00

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alyssa hamilton, christian grey, doreen green (squirrel girl), elizabeth comstock, kitty pryde (shadowcat), lara croft, nick fury, pete wisdom, tauriel

~~I can't believe I'm expected to make nice and normal at everyone, over the bloody internet.~~

There's not enough scotch on the planet for this.

Fuckedyfuckfuck Fuck-a-Duck fuckIT.

Hello. I'm Pete Wisdom. I work for a overseas company that sells plushies and things with tiny plastic chokey bits to toy stores, for all of the world's ankle biters to gnaw and drool on. I'm here because my bosses think that I'd be the perfect regional sales representative. How kind of them.

I am so happy to meet you all. So, so happy. With all of the absolute...happiness. Rainbows and baby fluffy animals.

Where's the nearest pub?

~~And show me all of your weird so I can write a sarcastic report and then go light myself on fire.~~

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forest_warrior
2014-05-19 01:33 am UTC (link)

Considering how completely crazy it gets here, I'm not even sure anyone would notice.

Baxter's has excellent coffee, as well! Though I have to warn you - because you seem the type to think this is complete shite - that they use a special kind of milk that sparkles. So if you get anything with milk in, it will shimmer at you. But don't mind it - I find it makes the coffee taste better and it's no harm at all.

Address for Baxter's Bakery

I barely get my coffee anywhere else now!

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	mister_wisdom 2014-05-19 03:47 am UTC (link)
	~~I've heard stories.~~ One has to wonder how crazy completely crazy would be, precisely. If it involves sparkles then I am absolutely not going to drink that glitter shite. I'll take it black. Cheers for the warning and address, though. Adding it to the list, right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forest_warrior 2014-05-19 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Well, a few months ago I spent about half a week dealing with a volcano eruption, trolls, orcs, and goblins. Then a bit after that we had 'Darkspawn' which was just like orcs and goblins only nastier, really. And some people were younger or older than they should be around the beginning of April! Cheers! Their coffee is great, even black! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2014-05-19 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Yes to black coffee. No to trolls, orcs, and goblins. That's rubbish. It sounds like something out of those walker movies. Those were terrible. I can't watch them. ~~Not without shooting the television multiple times.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forest_warrior 2014-05-19 05:38 am UTC (link)
	I have no idea what you're talking about. But you can say no all you like, something bad like that is certain to come again, and when it does I'll take satisfaction in pointing you in its direction. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2014-05-19 05:57 am UTC (link)
	Not very many people do, so welcome to the club. It's not exclusive. I look forward to being pointed in the direction of all the bad, so I can see it to believe it. Cheers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forest_warrior 2014-05-19 08:26 am UTC (link)
	Cheers to you, too! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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