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Pete Wisdom is saving the world...from itself. (mister_wisdom) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2014-05-18 14:29:00

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alyssa hamilton, christian grey, doreen green (squirrel girl), elizabeth comstock, kitty pryde (shadowcat), lara croft, nick fury, pete wisdom, tauriel

~~I can't believe I'm expected to make nice and normal at everyone, over the bloody internet.~~

There's not enough scotch on the planet for this.

Fuckedyfuckfuck Fuck-a-Duck fuckIT.

Hello. I'm Pete Wisdom. I work for a overseas company that sells plushies and things with tiny plastic chokey bits to toy stores, for all of the world's ankle biters to gnaw and drool on. I'm here because my bosses think that I'd be the perfect regional sales representative. How kind of them.

I am so happy to meet you all. So, so happy. With all of the absolute...happiness. Rainbows and baby fluffy animals.

Where's the nearest pub?

~~And show me all of your weird so I can write a sarcastic report and then go light myself on fire.~~

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	mister_wisdom 2014-05-19 12:14 am UTC (link)
	~~Suspicious now.~~ Why do you ask? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowcat 2014-05-19 12:20 am UTC (link)
	So I could have someone to pity. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2014-05-19 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Evil older sister, of the pagan variety. I haven't spoken to her, nor seen her, for an entire decade. Thankfully. I'm also not going to answer any more of your questions, you nosy foreigner-obsessed dating pool nosediver. Sod off and rot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowcat 2014-05-19 12:27 am UTC (link)
	~~Oh, I can't wait for Fury to bring you in so I can question you. Luckily I promised to play nice~~ Nah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2014-05-19 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Oh no. Please. I insist. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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