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You should listen to Navi DuBleu. (heyheylisten) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-10-09 20:36:00

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I'm 99% sure I just experienced the First Trial of Being A Mom yesterday: vomit in the face. WHY WAS I LIFTING THE BABY? WHY?

	just_desserts 2013-10-09 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Please tell me your mouth was closed. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2013-10-09 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	I wish. :( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_desserts 2013-10-09 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	... Oh, honey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2013-10-09 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure I'm still in shock. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_desserts 2013-10-09 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	I think it's safe to say you should probably stay in that state for the next, oh, eighteen years! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2013-10-09 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	I can't! By then she'll be eighteen and then she'll be all OH HEY I'M GOING TO DATE THINGS and her dad will be all CRIKEY OVER MY DEAD BODY LOVE PIP PIP and I'll have to make sure she doesn't light him on fire in retaliation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_desserts 2013-10-09 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	Well yeah, but that's when it's funny. And the vomit will be from under aged rebellion based drinking binges! Hopefully not in your mouth! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2013-10-09 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	Um, yeah, any kid of me and my husband's had better hold her booze better than that. Dangit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_desserts 2013-10-09 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Better start her out on it now! But you know. Rebellion CALLS for excess. That's the whole point! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2013-10-09 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	I think for her to rebel in this family, she'd have to be a vegan or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_desserts 2013-10-09 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	That's horrifying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2013-10-09 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	RIGHT? I need the next decade to mentally prepare! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_desserts 2013-10-09 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Meat good, kale bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2013-10-09 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Aww, I like them both! DON'T BE SUCH A MEAT SUPERIORISTIST, YOU SOUND LIKE MY HUSBAND. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_desserts 2013-10-09 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	I AM A MEATREMIST. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2013-10-09 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	You like meat in your mouth, huh. WEINIS JOKE, BAM. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_desserts 2013-10-09 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	Open mouth, insert dick. Every damn time. Sigh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2013-10-09 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	I hope you don't mind it, since they're just flying into your mouth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_desserts 2013-10-09 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	I think whether I like it or not is the least of concerns if they're just FLYING IN. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2013-10-09 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	Kamikazi weenis, on your six! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_desserts 2013-10-09 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	I NEED BACK UP. Which might ALSO be innuendo! Oooh myyyy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2013-10-10 12:05 am UTC (link)
	You should get that on a shirt. I NEED BACK UP on the front. And THAT'S INNUENDO on the back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_desserts 2013-10-10 12:09 am UTC (link)
	Tempting! I'd definitely wear it to work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2013-10-10 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Heck, so would I! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_desserts 2013-10-10 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Ppfffftttt. Doin' it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

heyheylisten, 2013-10-10 12:50 am UTC

just_desserts, 2013-10-10 12:50 am UTC