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You should listen to Navi DuBleu. ([info]heyheylisten) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2013-10-09 20:36:00

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Entry tags:emma frost (white queen), gabriel, navi, pete wisdom, rarity, samwise gamgee, severus snape, sylvanas windrunner, velma kelly

I'm 99% sure I just experienced the First Trial of Being A Mom yesterday: vomit in the face. WHY WAS I LIFTING THE BABY? WHY?


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[info]just_desserts
2013-10-09 09:46 pm UTC (link)
Please tell me your mouth was closed.

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[info]heyheylisten
2013-10-09 09:48 pm UTC (link)
I wish. :(

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[info]just_desserts
2013-10-09 09:50 pm UTC (link)
... Oh, honey.

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[info]heyheylisten
2013-10-09 09:53 pm UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure I'm still in shock.

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(no subject) - [info]just_desserts, 2013-10-09 09:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heyheylisten, 2013-10-09 09:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]just_desserts, 2013-10-09 10:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heyheylisten, 2013-10-09 10:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]just_desserts, 2013-10-09 10:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heyheylisten, 2013-10-09 10:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]just_desserts, 2013-10-09 10:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heyheylisten, 2013-10-09 10:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]just_desserts, 2013-10-09 10:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heyheylisten, 2013-10-09 10:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]just_desserts, 2013-10-09 11:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heyheylisten, 2013-10-09 11:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]just_desserts, 2013-10-09 11:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heyheylisten, 2013-10-09 11:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]just_desserts, 2013-10-09 11:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heyheylisten, 2013-10-09 11:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]just_desserts, 2013-10-09 11:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heyheylisten, 2013-10-10 12:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]just_desserts, 2013-10-10 12:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]heyheylisten, 2013-10-10 12:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]just_desserts, 2013-10-10 12:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]heyheylisten, 2013-10-10 12:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]just_desserts, 2013-10-10 12:50 am UTC

[info]master_gamgee
2013-10-09 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Have you gotten peed on yet?

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[info]heyheylisten
2013-10-09 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Oh, that's day one stuff.

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[info]master_gamgee
2013-10-09 09:52 pm UTC (link)
So what comes next?

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[info]heyheylisten
2013-10-09 09:53 pm UTC (link)
Uhhh, blood, but hopefully not until she's four or five.

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(no subject) - [info]master_gamgee, 2013-10-09 09:57 pm UTC

[info]jazzkiller
2013-10-09 09:49 pm UTC (link)
Oh, fuck me.

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[info]heyheylisten
2013-10-09 09:54 pm UTC (link)
Just don't throw your baby. You'll be fine, promise.

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[info]jazzkiller
2013-10-09 09:54 pm UTC (link)
I will freaking cry.

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(no subject) - [info]heyheylisten, 2013-10-09 09:57 pm UTC

[info]mister_wisdom
2013-10-10 12:37 am UTC (link)
I still say if I'd the phone on and filming the vid, it could've gone viral.

That was me saying that after I was done gagging and trying to get the baby away from you so you could run off to retch.

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[info]heyheylisten
2013-10-10 12:48 am UTC (link)
Viral because it's gross and everyone likes watching other people suffer.

You're the best husband slash daddy ever, you know that?

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[info]mister_wisdom
2013-10-10 12:52 am UTC (link)
That's basically how that goes, Petal. Yes.

And you're the best wife slash mommy, and I love you both to bits. I'm simply used to running in to the things other people run away from.

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(no subject) - [info]heyheylisten, 2013-10-10 01:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2013-10-10 01:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]heyheylisten, 2013-10-10 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2013-10-10 01:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]heyheylisten, 2013-10-10 01:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2013-10-10 01:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]heyheylisten, 2013-10-10 02:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2013-10-10 04:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]heyheylisten, 2013-10-10 05:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2013-10-11 01:36 am UTC
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[info]rareity
2013-10-10 02:04 am UTC (link)
That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

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[info]heyheylisten
2013-10-10 02:05 am UTC (link)
Right?

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[info]rareity
2013-10-10 02:17 am UTC (link)
Right.

...I don't know if I could do it.

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[info]slavetotorment
2013-10-10 02:55 am UTC (link)
That's disgusting.

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[info]heyheylisten
2013-10-10 05:40 pm UTC (link)
RIGHT?

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[info]slavetotorment
2013-10-10 06:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm glad I'll never have children.

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[info]ice_queen
2013-10-10 04:56 am UTC (link)
Now I know what to look forward to.

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[info]heyheylisten
2013-10-10 05:40 pm UTC (link)
Just don't toss your kid around, you should be fine. :D I'm just not smart sometimes.

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[info]prince_snape
2013-10-10 11:49 pm UTC (link)
Oh the joys of new parenthood.

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[info]heyheylisten
2013-10-11 07:04 pm UTC (link)
Messy, messy joys.

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[info]prince_snape
2013-10-15 04:16 pm UTC (link)
Messy, stinky, sometimes disgusting.

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