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Tweak says, ":O BRITTNEH. I WUB YOU. :3"

Tywin Lannister (old_lion) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-07-31 07:42:00

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cersei lannister, fantine, laura kinney (wolverine), loras tyrell, margaery tyrell, maximum ride, michael glass, myrcella baratheon, olenna tyrell, tywin lannister, velma kelly

I think the people known as 'paparazzi' might be the lowliest form of life currently existing. Say what you like about serial killers, at least when they're lurking outside your home they have the courtesy to murder you and end the farce. Or perhaps I'm bitter because the young man currently crouching in a car at the end of my street like a wounded badger.

These creatures nest in trees taking photographs of women's underwear, people's day-to-day going-ons, and newborn infants. They would be arrested if they didn't justify themselves as 'giving the public what they want'. Well, the public are idiots. They don't know what they want. The public will want what they're given if they get enough of it.

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	old_lion 2013-08-01 02:34 pm UTC (link)
	No. They lie in the gutter with their cameras pointed upwards. They take 'gutter press' very literally. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1creepylilgirl 2013-08-01 02:36 pm UTC (link)
	That's true, and it is stupid. I could scare off the ones bothering you right now. I can be pretty persuasive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	old_lion 2013-08-01 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	Hm. Well, I'm currently surrounded by idiots pretending they're security detail. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1creepylilgirl 2013-08-01 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	Still, I'm not an idiot and I'm not on your payroll so if they get butthurt it's not going to come back on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	old_lion 2013-08-01 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	I'll arrange something. Contact [phone number], speak to a man named Lorch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1creepylilgirl 2013-08-01 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	Sure thing! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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