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Tweak says, "If I had a million dollars..."

Duncan Theirin (shieldson) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-11-05 17:29:00

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duncan theirin, hope xavier lensherr, jack hotchner, leandra theirin, melora hawke, miranda theirin, stefan hawke, thomas pendragon, zelda mccoy

Man, I'm sure that was the worst Halloween we've had in years. They really didn't want to stop coming, did they?

So, for those of you who hadn't heard, we have a plan: beach party. There will be a bonfire, more hot dogs and roast marshmallows and whatever than we can stand, absolutely no smiting things, and generally taking it easy for a day. Who's in? Last one to comment gets buried in the sand, I say. Where's warm this time of year?

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	shieldson 2011-11-06 03:06 pm UTC (link)
	You have a point. Clearly I'm going to have to stuff marshmallows down your face until I can get you to smile. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	putoutthefire 2011-11-06 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	How am I going to smile with all the marshmallows, silly? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shieldson 2011-11-06 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	It's not the best plan I've ever come up with, I'll admit that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	putoutthefire 2011-11-06 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry, you've got time to work on it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shieldson 2011-11-06 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	There's got to be some way to make you smile. Come on, give me a hint. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	putoutthefire 2011-11-06 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	I don't want to scandalize you, you're the good one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shieldson 2011-11-06 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	...what, seriously? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	putoutthefire 2011-11-06 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	... okay, where did your brain go? I"m curious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shieldson 2011-11-06 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	First off, my brothers and sisters would have you believe I never had a brain. Second off, I think I vaguely resent the implication that Lee's the bad one, on her behalf, though she might find the idea funny. Third off, are you actually talking about sex being the only thing that makes you smile, or am I being an eighteen-year-old guy with his head in a sewer? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	putoutthefire 2011-11-06 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	First, I know you have a brain, or I wouldn't talk to you. Secondly, she isn't bad, per se, she's just mischievous. And sex is the thing that makes me smile with most regularity. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shieldson 2011-11-07 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	First, thanks for the compliment. Second, yeah, that was my point too. Third, I need a cold shower now, or at least to duck my head in a bucket of ice water until my ears stop burning. 'Scuse me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	putoutthefire 2011-11-07 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	First, you're welcome. Second, good to know. Third, Duncan, you are way too easy. We have got to get you a ladyfriend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shieldson 2011-11-07 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Whaddya mean way too easy? Just because I, er, haven't actually, uh, tried... You know what? Stopping this before my foot goes further in my mouth. Back to the bucket idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	putoutthefire 2011-11-07 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	... oh, come on, you know I won't make fun of you for something actually serious. Sure, I'll make fun of haircuts or people falling down, but nothing actually important. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shieldson 2011-11-07 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Not worried about you making fun of me, just about my brain exploding from thinking about sex. The bucket would help with that. Minimizes clean-up problems afterwards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	putoutthefire 2011-11-07 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	So wait, you want me to buy that you're an eighteen-year-old boy who doesn't think about it? I mean, that's downright genetically infeasible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shieldson 2011-11-07 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	Of course I think about it. I think about it constantly. I just try not to. ~~If only because when I'm embarassed my ears go all red, which is just ridiculous.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-07 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	I can't see you. Haven't tried what? Think of me as your own Dr. Drew Pinsky, just less devastatingly handsome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Zelda

shieldson
2011-11-07 10:54 pm UTC (link)

Oh for the love of...Zel, I'm sure you don't need me to spell this out for you. Haven't tried, you know, it, any of it. Well, some of it, my ex-girlfriend and I did some things, but that was a while ago. ...how did this turn into being about me? We were talking about things that make you smile. There has to be something other than sex. Can we stop talking about sex yet?

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	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-07 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	You should do it! When you're ready. It'll make you less embarrassed. And I don't know, my cat makes me smile? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-07 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	Do you want help or anything? I mean, while I wait for someone to get here. I can be a good Samaritan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelda shieldson 2011-11-07 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	...I appreciate the offer. I do. But that's...not me. It's not embarassment or not wanting to that stops me, it's...I want something more. Something like what my parents have got, maybe, I don't know. But thanks. So, who you waiting for, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-07 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	I wish I could be like that, but I'm too much like my mom. It's better when you love the person, though, that much I promise. I'm waiting for someone who's going to break my heart. But I love him, so I'd rather see the whole thing through. He'll call me a stupid kid and move off to the next space hussy. But at least I'll know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Zelda

shieldson
2011-11-07 11:24 pm UTC (link)

I kinda wish I weren't like this, sometimes, but it's how I am, and there it is.

But...oh geez, I can't find a way to ask this without sounding like a dork, sorry...you're what, two years younger than me? And you've already done all this and been in, y'know, love, and all that? How'd you manage it so fast? Or is that you being like your mom again? She's definitely got more energy than anyone else I've ever met, s'true.

You sure he's going to break your heart?

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	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-07 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	You're adorable, don't worry, you'll find someone. Maybe! I don't know, Mom told me once fairies age differently, so a half-fae should probably be the same. I mean, I was five-five when I was eight, so it strikes me as pretty likely. She's like, two hundred something right now, and she's a young fairy. Pretty sure. It's kind of his thing. That's what he does. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)