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Tweak says, "Happy birthday to me, only not"

Alistair Therin (cheeseordeath) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-08-28 18:44:00

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alistair, auron, dani winchester, sebastian vael, torii sou

You've got to be kidding. I went on my first actual date, ever, and didn't even realize that's what I was doing? That's so blighted typical of me.

And what in the Void am I supposed to do now?!?

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cheeseordeath
2011-08-28 07:43 pm UTC (link)

Really? You'd think I'd have them falling over me in droves then, I put my feet in my mouth so regularly it's a wonder I don't have to be carted around to get anywhere.

And, uh, good. I mean, not good, I mean you're nice and all, but Aveline's, I mean...I seem to suddenly have enough trouble as it is, so that's just as well. And Aveline's...nice. Glad to hear you've got 'this guy', whoever he is.

...but why is it that my going to a shooting range and dinner with one woman is a date, and going to a movie with another one isn't? I swear there's some rulebook for this stuff that everyone's read but me.

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	daniwithani 2011-08-28 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	You fancy Aveline. You don't fancy me. Which is fine, I think I'm taller than you anyway. Because men and women can be friends, silly. When you and I watch a movie, I don't want to shag you after. Duh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cheeseordeath 2011-08-28 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	But I didn't know I fancied her! I mean...no, actually, I think that is what I mean. Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'd better think about that one, it's kind of come out of the blue for me. What has height got to do with it? I thought that's what I was doing with Aveline too, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daniwithani 2011-08-28 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, you might want to think about these things before you tell her them and get punched in the face. And I don't know, I like men that are taller than me so I can wear heels. I'm six feet tall! It's awful! ... yeah. Go think before your dangly bits are in worse danger from certain pretty redheads. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

cheeseordeath
2011-08-28 10:07 pm UTC (link)

Nothing wrong with women being tall. Though it's true you'd be taller than me in heels, so it's just as well we weren't going that route.

I'm not sure there's much point in thinking about things, actually. She's sort of married. Friends is the only option. It can't have been a date, no matter what anyone says, even if I do fancy her.

...excuse me, I think I need to go dunk my head in a bucket of water or something. Or get very, very drunk.

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	daniwithani 2011-08-28 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	Do me a favor? Tell her you fancy her. Please? The worst she can do is say no, but then you'll have the air cleared. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cheeseordeath 2011-08-29 10:49 am UTC (link)
	That's not the worst. The worst is she says no, it's all awkward and embarassing, I lose the friendship of one of the most amazing women I've ever met, the new job I don't even have yet becomes a disaster, and let's not forget the part where I die of moritifcation. All right, I'm exagerrating a bit.. I'll think about it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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