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Tweak says, "zac + lily otp"

Robert Samuel Winchester (dirtywhiteboy) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-05-20 19:53:00

Entry tags:

glados, kyle sarea, robert winchester, torii sou

I really need to stop watching crime dramas back to back to back to back to back to back until it ends up I've watched fifty-nine episodes in a row. Turns out the right answer for the UPS guy isn't WHO SENT YOU because the UPS guy will look at you like you're weird.

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	dirtywhiteboy 2011-05-21 02:22 am UTC (link)
	I'm not doing so hot on that thingie, am I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-05-21 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Nope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-05-21 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Don't you do tests based on some sort of command structure from your higher ups? If they're not here, why are you still doing it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-05-21 02:28 am UTC (link)
	I don't have a superior. And this isn't a test. Merely observation and opinion. My opinion of you? Is that you're an idiot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-05-21 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Or I'm trying to lower your opinion of me so you'll ignore me instead of killing me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-05-21 02:32 am UTC (link)
	It would have to get pretty low. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-05-21 02:32 am UTC (link)
	It's not that low yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-05-21 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Not even remotely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-05-21 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Well, shit. Maybe I can trip or something, that's stupid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-05-21 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Now you're just being a moron again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-05-21 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, you're a pointless machine to have here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

youwereadopted
2011-05-21 02:49 am UTC (link)

Oh? Tell that to the people who would have been taken in for testing by the alien that was running around unchecked. Good job trying to make me feel useless, though. That was a valiant effort.

I'm doing a valuable service. And since I'm the only one who continues to manufacture Aperture goods, I've got the market cornered on that, too.

Long-fall boots have been selling very well, incidentally.

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	dirtywhiteboy 2011-05-21 02:54 am UTC (link)
	And shower curtains. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-05-21 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Our best-selling product! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-05-21 02:57 am UTC (link)
	You know, you should capitalize on your popularity. I'm pretty sure there's a fortune to be made in merchandising. ... I hate that while I fear you, I have a deep-seeded affection for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-05-21 02:58 am UTC (link)
	That's... a really good idea. I knew I kept talking to you for a reason. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-05-21 03:01 am UTC (link)
	I'd also look into obtaining the copyright of the intellectual property of the games. You could sue for back earnings, and then you can put out new ones in future without worrying about changing the title. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-05-21 03:02 am UTC (link)
	One step ahead of you with that. Valve and I have been in talks for months now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-05-21 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Oh, good. But yeah, t-shirts, plushies, hell, I already have a mug with your logo on it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-05-21 03:20 am UTC (link)
	The fact that the general public can now buy civilian models of our turrets as well as plushies of said is interesting. I've been thinking about creating and selling very small versions of the cores, though god knows why anyone would want a miniature corrupt core is beyond me. They're annoying. Well, I suppose if people bought furbies and zhu-zhu pets... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-05-21 03:23 am UTC (link)
	I'd buy a miniature Space Core. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-05-21 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Of course you would. I'm not surprised you wouldn't want a tiny version of the intelligence dampening core, nobody likes looking into a mirror for very long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-05-21 03:40 am UTC (link)
	I'd buy a mini-you too, you know. I like you even though you terrify me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-05-21 03:45 am UTC (link)
	My core personality is far different when run through the mainframe than it is on its own. Though I'm sure you knew that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-05-21 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Of course I know that. I promise I'd never stick you into a potato. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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