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James S. Potter the Greatest has moves like Jagger ([info]king_james) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2010-01-30 21:14:00

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Entry tags:alexandra winchester, damon salvatore, dorian gray, emmett frost, james sirius potter, lulu, needy lesnicki, peter pettigrew, sirius black (younger)

what the bloody fucking hell is this mad shite//11111 where the hell am/ do you know what i was doing before i was pulled by an effing tornado ... There. I can yell at whoever the hell is responsible for this shit properly now. DO YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS BEFORE I WAS PULLED HERE BY WHATEVER THE HELL THAT WAS!? A TORNADO! In SCOTLAND!? BLOODY FUCKING BUGGERING SODDING HELL AND DAMNATION AND FUCK! I said that already didn't I? The WEIRD SISTERS! It was OPENING NIGHT of my band's first tour with the fucking WEIRD SISTERS! Not opening with them! Not the side show! One of the MAIN ones! And flying my way there and I get sucked here. I want answers and I want them now. Where am I? How did I get here? Yes, other than the obvious. It's rather difficult to miss a tornado. And why was there a tornado involved. How do I get back? I need to get back. My manager is going to geld me. And that's only after my Nana Molly rips me a new one for missing the celebratory dinner she's prepared. The entire family is going to be there. Do you know how bloody difficult to get all of us in one place these days? Just you wait. What the shitting hell! Godric. I don't care what dad says. Any woman who can kick Bellatrix Lestrange's arse is a woman to fear. I'm not taking the blame for this. Not when it isn't even my damned fault. You lot can tell my Nana why her grandson couldn't make the celebration. You can go right ahead and tell my mum too. And my aunt 'Mione. And my aunt Fleur. In fact, go right ahead and tell the lot of them.

Oh, and yeah. Great-aunt Petunia's throwing me her own the week later. Have fun with that. The telling her. Because I am not going to do so.

I'll just sit back and watch.

My manners. Almost forgot them. James Sirius Potter. At your service. Sorry about the bit of ranting not really. Bloody fucking hell. Almost dropped MY GUITAR. MY GUITAR. DO YOU KNOW WH I do autographs. Even on the skin.


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[info]hiptomyjive
2010-01-31 11:41 pm UTC (link)
Come off it. Not a lot of James Potters in the wizarding world, mate.

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[info]king_james
2010-01-31 11:48 pm UTC (link)
Seeing as I'm the only one where I'm from, I'd know that better than anyone.

But I'm not Prongs. My animangus is not a stag. Check out the middle name. I wrote it out when I introduced myself. You have me mistaken for .. like I said. I'm not him.

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[info]hiptomyjive
2010-01-31 11:52 pm UTC (link)
Thought you were trying to get my attention, or you just borrowed my name because I'm so dashing.

Who are you, then?

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[info]king_james
2010-02-01 12:03 am UTC (link)
Bloody effing hell.

I am who I say I am. James Sirius Potter. Apparently from your future.

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[info]hiptomyjive
2010-02-01 12:07 am UTC (link)
But why would you lose your animangus and change your name in the future? If you're going to take my name, shouldn't you take the 'Black' part? You aren't making sense.

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[info]the_w_in_mwpp
2010-02-01 12:11 am UTC (link)
He's James' grandkid. Harry named his son after you and James.

Well. One of them. You won't like hearing about the other one.

Don't tell him I'm here, incidentally. If you can avoid it.

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Wormtail
[info]hiptomyjive
2010-02-01 12:14 am UTC (link)
Grandkid? Merlin.

Right. Well, then.

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Padfoot
[info]the_w_in_mwpp
2010-02-01 12:32 am UTC (link)
He named his other son Remus Moony Potter, because once wasn't good enough for Moony. Oh, and his daughter? Lily Lupin Potter.

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Wormtail
[info]hiptomyjive
2010-02-01 12:37 am UTC (link)
Oi! What?

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Padfoot
[info]the_w_in_mwpp
2010-02-01 12:39 am UTC (link)
That's probably why he stopped having kids. Out of variants on Remus' name. Well, that's not true, his middle name's John, isn't it?

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Wormtail
[info]hiptomyjive
2010-02-01 12:50 am UTC (link)
Obviously the boy was mental. Fuckin' weird to have a kid named James and one named Lily, eh? Expect to walk in on them snogging or sommat.

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Padfoot
[info]the_w_in_mwpp
2010-02-01 12:52 am UTC (link)
I wouldn't voice that to your grandgodson there.

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Wormtail
[info]hiptomyjive
2010-02-01 12:54 am UTC (link)
Oh, right, probably shouldn't.

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[info]king_james
2010-02-01 12:12 am UTC (link)
What?

Oh. I guess I could see why you'd think it that way.

James and Lily Potter. They together yet when you're from?

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[info]hiptomyjive
2010-02-01 12:19 am UTC (link)
Say no more, mate. Got it. Sorry about that, then.

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[info]king_james
2010-02-01 12:36 am UTC (link)
Right. You've figured out that I'm ... Right.

This is .. That would make you ... You're Sirius .. Black.

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[info]hiptomyjive
2010-02-01 12:45 am UTC (link)
Yes, well. Right. Now that that's settled.

Nice hair, mate. Fitting namesake, I suppose.

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[info]king_james
2010-02-01 12:49 am UTC (link)
Right.

Genetic. Depending on who you talk to about it. A bit better than dad's when it's longer. Nice hair yourself. I suppose.

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[info]hiptomyjive
2010-02-01 12:53 am UTC (link)
I am not going to have sex with you, young man.

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[info]king_james
2010-02-01 12:59 am UTC (link)
What the bloody fucking hell!? Are you off your damned rocker? Where the bloody hell did that come from? Of course I'm not having sex with you!

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[info]hiptomyjive
2010-02-01 01:02 am UTC (link)
Just so we're clear.

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[info]king_james
2010-02-01 01:07 am UTC (link)
No. We're not clear. Why would it even be an option? Why would you think it's an option. That would be like shagging the other James. That's disgusting! You're as good as my grandfather.

You objectively have nice hair. That doesn't mean I'm going to shag you. Godric.

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[info]hiptomyjive
2010-02-01 01:16 am UTC (link)
I'm saying it's not an option!

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[info]king_james
2010-02-01 01:28 am UTC (link)
Suggesting it in the first place means that you considered it to be an option. Or that you considered that I would consider that it would be an option. Which is insane. Because hello! Grandgodfather.

You shouldn't have even mentioned it! Do you go around thinking that people automatically want to shag you ... which isn't exactly a bad thing in and of itself.

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[info]hiptomyjive
2010-02-01 01:58 am UTC (link)
When you look as good as us, it's important to establish these things before they come up.

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(no subject) - [info]king_james, 2010-02-01 02:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hiptomyjive, 2010-02-01 03:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]king_james, 2010-02-01 03:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hiptomyjive, 2010-02-01 03:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hiptomyjive, 2010-02-01 03:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]king_james, 2010-02-01 08:43 pm UTC

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