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James S. Potter the Greatest has moves like Jagger (king_james) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-01-30 21:14:00

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alexandra winchester, damon salvatore, dorian gray, emmett frost, james sirius potter, lulu, needy lesnicki, peter pettigrew, sirius black (younger)

what the bloody fucking hell is this mad shite//11111 where the hell am/ do you know what i was doing before i was pulled by an effing tornado ... There. I can yell at whoever the hell is responsible for this shit properly now. DO YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS BEFORE I WAS PULLED HERE BY WHATEVER THE HELL THAT WAS!? A TORNADO! In SCOTLAND!? BLOODY FUCKING BUGGERING SODDING HELL AND DAMNATION AND FUCK! ~~I said that already didn't I?~~ The WEIRD SISTERS! It was OPENING NIGHT of my band's first tour with the fucking WEIRD SISTERS! Not opening with them! Not the side show! One of the MAIN ones! And flying my way there and I get sucked here. I want answers and I want them now. Where am I? How did I get here? Yes, other than the obvious. It's rather difficult to miss a tornado. And why was there a tornado involved. How do I get back? I need to get back. My manager is going to geld me. And that's only after my Nana Molly rips me a new one for missing the celebratory dinner she's prepared. The entire family is going to be there. Do you know how bloody difficult to get all of us in one place these days? Just you wait. What the shitting hell! Godric. I don't care what dad says. Any woman who can kick Bellatrix Lestrange's arse is a woman to fear. I'm not taking the blame for this. Not when it isn't even my damned fault. You lot can tell my Nana why her grandson couldn't make the celebration. You can go right ahead and tell my mum too. And my aunt 'Mione. And my aunt Fleur. In fact, go right ahead and tell the lot of them.

Oh, and yeah. Great-aunt Petunia's throwing me her own the week later. Have fun with that. The telling her. Because I am not going to do so.

I'll just sit back and watch.

My manners. Almost forgot them. James Sirius Potter. At your service. Sorry about the bit of ranting ~~not really. Bloody fucking hell. Almost dropped MY GUITAR. MY GUITAR. DO YOU KNOW WH~~ I do autographs. Even on the skin.

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	hiptomyjive 2010-02-01 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Say no more, mate. Got it. Sorry about that, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_james 2010-02-01 12:36 am UTC (link)
	Right. You've figured out that I'm ... Right. This is .. That would make you ... You're Sirius .. Black. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2010-02-01 12:45 am UTC (link)
	Yes, well. Right. Now that that's settled. Nice hair, mate. Fitting namesake, I suppose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_james 2010-02-01 12:49 am UTC (link)
	Right. Genetic. Depending on who you talk to about it. A bit better than dad's when it's longer. Nice hair yourself. I suppose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2010-02-01 12:53 am UTC (link)
	I am not going to have sex with you, young man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_james 2010-02-01 12:59 am UTC (link)
	What the bloody fucking hell!? Are you off your damned rocker? Where the bloody hell did that come from? Of course I'm not having sex with you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2010-02-01 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Just so we're clear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_james 2010-02-01 01:07 am UTC (link)
	No. We're not clear. Why would it even be an option? Why would you think it's an option. That would be like shagging the other James. That's disgusting! You're as good as my grandfather. You objectively have nice hair. That doesn't mean I'm going to shag you. Godric. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2010-02-01 01:16 am UTC (link)
	I'm saying it's not an option! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_james 2010-02-01 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Suggesting it in the first place means that you considered it to be an option. Or that you considered that I would consider that it would be an option. Which is insane. Because hello! Grandgodfather. You shouldn't have even mentioned it! Do you go around thinking that people automatically want to shag you ... which isn't exactly a bad thing in and of itself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2010-02-01 01:58 am UTC (link)
	When you look as good as us, it's important to establish these things before they come up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_james 2010-02-01 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Yes, well ... you do bring up a very good point. I still think you're fucking insane for even thinking that I'd consider it. Nevertheless, it is a rather important thing to establish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2010-02-01 03:02 am UTC (link)
	I'm Sirius Black. Everyone considers it at some point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_james 2010-02-01 03:20 am UTC (link)
	I'm James Potter and I could say the same thing. Except there is this very obvious disclaimer that-believe it or not-just happens to mention family need not even think about applying. Except I don't need to mention it because neither my brother nor my sister or any of my cousins believe that it needs to be stated. Since, you know, it's obvious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2010-02-01 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Ahh, good to know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hiptomyjive 2010-02-01 03:23 am UTC (link)
	Not that I was wondering about that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_james 2010-02-01 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Alright. I'm glad that's settled then. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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