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[Apr. 1st, 2009|11:06 am] |
Well this is just frightfully bothersome isn't it? I seem to be attracting birds for no apparent reason, all colors and sizes. It's... well, as I said, it's bothersome, but at least Dinah is getting some exercise, just pounced a chicken that decided I was its queen or some damn thing. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|11:36 am] |
SKWISGAAR I SWEARS IF YOU DOES ANYTHING TODAY TO PRANKS ME I WILL RIPS YOUR SPINE OUTTA YOUR SKIN AN USE IT AS A JUMPS ROPE. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|01:06 pm] |
So far? I kind of like the future. Still miss the base, the Legion, hope nobody's too worried about me, but I know they probably are.
I kind of own an island here? That's pretty neat, and from what I can tell it's right about where the base is... should be... used to be... hell I don't even know, the coordinates are the same, anyway. I've still got my workshop, looks almost exactly like it does back home, which is nice, and discomforting all at the same time.
I'm almost exactly 70 years in my own future, I know other people are probably displaced in time too, how do you cope? |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|02:24 pm] |
THE BEEPING
OH GOD THE BEEPING!!!! |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|07:06 pm] |
When I find whoever or whatever is responsible for making the beeping noise in my home, I am going to put my fingers in their throat and burn them from the inside out.
Slowly. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|07:44 pm] |
Uh.. hey Wes?
There's something we gotta talk about. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|08:15 pm] |
It's... it's um...
I'm shaking.
Not all of me, just... part.
Um. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|08:18 pm] |
Who wants to come over? I'm making an amazing dinner. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|08:31 pm] |
Let me get this straight. One minute I'm filming a made-for-TV Lifetime drama and the next, I'm stumbling to a computer terminal and checking my pockets, squinting at a really gaudy website saying 'You're here, you can't go back, get used to it.'
Did I get that right? Hello? |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|08:44 pm] |
It appears that I have gained the ability to move through time - both backwards and forwards, it seems, though I have not begun to adequately predict my destinations. I have, however, deduced that these occurrences are instigated whenever I achieve the driving speed of 88mph.
I do not believe I can attribute this to random happenstance, though I will admit that I was under the impression that this genetic 'bomb' was intended for human alteration. Then again, there is much about this world that defies my understanding of both science and physics.
Regardless of my ultimate destination, I can, without compromising the security of Knight Industries, disclose that I have recorded an extreme measure of cold, to the point of ice forming across my shell upon arrival in every time period so far. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|09:23 pm] |
I feel ridiculous. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|10:30 pm] |
uhh.
fuck.
this had better be some kind of weird fucking superpower thing.
i don't suppose anyone has like... super numbing powers or um... something.... |
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