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[Dec. 19th, 2008|02:25 am] |
My turn:
Well I tell you what,
Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here.
C'mon everyone, gather `round!
String up the lights and light up the tree
We're going to make some revelry
Spirits are high, so I can tell
It's Christmas time in hell!
Demons are nicer as you pass them by
There's lots of demon toys to buy
The snow is falling and all is well
It's Christmas time in hell!
There goes Jeffery Dahmer,
With a festive Christmas ham
After he has sex with it,
He'll eat up all he can.
And there goes John F. Kennedy
Caroling with his son
Reunited for the holidays
God bless us, everyone!
Everybody has a happy glow
Let's dance in blood and pretend its snow
Even Mao Tse-Tung is under the spell
It's Christmas time in hell!
Adolf, here's a present for you.
Hitler: Oh? O Tannenbaum!
Satan: Yes, O Tannenbaum!
God cast me down from Heaven's door
To rule in hell for evermore
But now I'm kinda glad that I fell
'Cause It's Christmas time in hell!
Here's a rack to hang the stockings on
We still have to shop for Genghis Kahn!
Michael Landon's hair looks swell!
It's Christmas time in hell!
There's Princess Diana
Holding burning mistletoe
Over poor Gene Siskel's head
Just watch his weenie grow!
For one day we all stop burning
And the flames are not so thick
All the screaming and the torture stops
As we wait for old Saint Nick!
So string up the lights and light up the tree
We're damned for all eternity
But for just one day all is well
It's Christmas time in hell!
We've got to toast together, and make it quick!
We've gotta make room for Andy Dick.
Wake his mother and ring the bell
It's Christmas time...
(Christmas time... Christmas time... Christmas time...)
Christmas time...
(Christmas time... Christmas time... Christmas time...)
It's Christmas time in hell!
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[Dec. 19th, 2008|06:21 am] |
( CARRIE )
Hey Stormer? Narrowed down which song you want to do together this weekend?
Oh hey, Ollie? How do you feel about dancing on stage?
( Carrie again )
( Oh, and Carrie ) |
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[Dec. 19th, 2008|07:35 am] |
Quick question for those of you in the land of the intrawebs.
Has anybody seen a black and white, possibly male, very good at manipulating you with sad sad eyes cat wandering around [Shawn's apartment complex] lately?
Usually responds to a loud "HEY YOU." |
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[Dec. 19th, 2008|09:11 am] |
( Leo ) |
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[Dec. 19th, 2008|09:32 am] |
I never much cared for the winter before, but I find it quite beautiful now, everything sparkles, even at night, perhaps especially at night, it's almost, almost enough to make me believe that it's truly magic.
I also don't mind the cloudy weather, makes going outside during the daylight hours ever so much more enjoyable, and catching meals in the daylight is far far more entertaining than waiting until after dark.
That said, would anyone like to go for a walk with me? I'm in New York at the moment, but I also know London well, and provided I have a guide I'm all for exploring new cities. |
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[Dec. 19th, 2008|09:43 am] |
So aside from being a crazy insomniac, whoever I replaced here REALLY likes Christmas. I've got lights and tinsel for DAYS, seriously. So because work's been slow I drew up a diagram/plan thing, anybody want to help me tack stuff down on the roof? Put earmuffs and scarves on all the dinos in the front yard? I've even got ginormous print caroling sheet music for them, it's kind of cute. |
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[Dec. 19th, 2008|10:37 am] |
I think a party is in order.
( Gabriella ) |
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[Dec. 19th, 2008|02:01 pm] |
... Okay guys.
Spongebob... totally ain't fer kids. Pretty sure the show's made by stoners, fer stoners.
(Before you even ask, Toki had it on. I sat there in stunned silence fer an entire episode before I knew what I was doing.)
I approve. |
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[Dec. 19th, 2008|03:01 pm] |
I just saw a bumper sticker that I thought you might appreciate, Satan.
Dyslexic devil worshipers sell their souls to Santa.
Okay, well, I thought it was funny. |
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[Dec. 19th, 2008|05:05 pm] |
( Nathaniel/Satriel )
( Aphrodite )
( Anne )
Um. Is this thing on? Right then. I need to have a drink or five and get drunk off my ass. |
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[Dec. 19th, 2008|07:58 pm] |
Christmas is so close, it is hard to remain calm! I have always felt it a shame the day lasted only twenty four hours! |
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[Dec. 19th, 2008|08:00 pm] |
Does anyone want to go for coffee?
I could use some company
I think I've accepted this. This place, I mean. |
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[Dec. 19th, 2008|08:58 pm] |
( Doug )
{Visible to everyone EXCEPT Doug. And no Carrie either}
Okay, I need help from a super techie type person. I need gift ideas for somebody that's, like, a computer genius that can make his own stuff and everything. What's something computer guys really really really want? Cost isn't a factor. |
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[Dec. 19th, 2008|09:48 pm] |
So I'm reasonably certain that my girlfriend would leave me for a good enough cheesecake.
Is this unique to the crazy green fella, or are there other ladies out there (Frost women excepted, because, you know, duh) who, upon being faced with a cheese-based custard pie of sufficient richness, would totally leave their sexy sexy manimal? |
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[Dec. 19th, 2008|11:21 pm] |
So... uhm... guys? (and Booklady)
This fell asleep in my cleavage followed me home.
Can I keep it? |
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