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Anne Boleyn (seduce_me) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-09-25 13:45:00

Entry tags:

anne boleyn, anne of cleves, charles brandon, jane seymour, mason

My riding habit is gone. I woke up on the ground missing vital pieces of my wardrobe. I'm in a cottage I don't recognize, working a contraption with more buttons than most of my dresses.

I demand an explanation.

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	seduce_me 2008-09-25 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	King Henry. Your friend? To call him less at this point would be high treason. Knivert. Not Knife- MASON? ~~WEDDING RING. Is that- So do I. This is not acceptable at all.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-25 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	No idea who the fuck you are talking about. Yes! Mason! That's me! ~~WHAT THE FUCK!?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-25 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	I BEG YOUR PARDON. Your language is unbecoming of my- I am Lady Anne Boleyn. Mason. You're MASON? Since when? You are Lord Knivert, treasured friend to King Henry. ~~AND CERTAINLY NOT MY HUSBAND.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-25 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	The bird that got her fucking head chopped off? No fucking way! How many times do I have to tell you I am not Lord Knife! ~~Marriage certificate says differently. WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I SEE THIS BEFORE?!~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-25 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	My HEAD?! I assure you, my head is firmly attached my shoulders and how DARE you say otherwise. ... Mason. ~~HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?! YOU'RE the one this cottage belongs to!~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-26 07:16 am UTC (link)
	IT DOESN'T END UP STAYING THERE! For fuck's sakes woman! YOU get your fucking head chopped off! Yes. M.A.S.O.N. ~~WELL APPARENTLY IT BELONGS TO BOTH OF US SINCE WE'RE MARRIED!~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-26 09:12 am UTC (link)
	WHAT?! I don't know what you're referring to, but you are obviously MUCH mistaken. MASON. And I am not 'woman'. I am LADY Boleyn or LADY Anne. ~~MARRIED! How do you just saunter through life with a wedding ring and marriage certificate and not notice?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ultimatehigh
2008-09-26 09:39 am UTC (link)

READ HISTORY BOOKS! That's one thing I DO remember reading shit about in fucking school. Tried for treason, put to death, OFF WITH HER FUCKING HEAD!

YES MASON! You are too a woman! The tits show that clearly! ~~Can I see?~~ Oooh can I call you Annie?!

~~CAUSE I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME HIGH AS A FUCKING KITE AND THIS FUCKING PLACE LIKES TO PLAY GAMES ON A PERSON AND MAKE PERFECT STRANGERS MARRIED TO ONE ANOTHER!~~

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	seduce_me 2008-09-26 10:45 am UTC (link)
	Read history- I JUST ARRIVED HERE. TREASON!? I would never. MASON. I UNDERSTAND. Tits? WHAT ARE YOU- NO. NO YOU MAY NOT CALL ME ANNIE! ~~PERFECT STRANGERS, INDEED! I planned on marrying HENRY as soon as he was rid of that harridan KATHERINE!~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-26 01:51 pm UTC (link)
	Well I don't know all the details, I wasn't there! Aww, but it's cute. OY and now you are married to me? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. And not even Lord fucking Knife or what's it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-26 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	Learn them. I wish to know. ... cute? You want to call me Annie because it's cute? Do I look like that kind of Lady that can be addressed by pet names and- Nevermind. Married. To YOU. I never wanted to be married to Lord Knivert, either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-30 10:09 am UTC (link)
	Read a history book? Me? Sure, why not? That's fucking bollocks, why wouldn't you want to be married to me? Or to him? Or which fucking ever? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-30 10:24 am UTC (link)
	Of course, you! You were the one speaking of such things. Do it! Why not, indeed? I beg your pardon! Married to you? I'm quite certain that my life's ambition did not include marrying some... modern... replicate of Lord Knivert. And you! Did you see yourself married to ME? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-30 10:34 am UTC (link)
	I'm reading, I'm reading! For fuck's sakes, woman. It's cute. I shall call you Annie. ~~Did I just fucking say shall?~~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I never expected to fucking see myself married at ALL! ~~Being dead puts a damper on shit like that.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-30 10:36 am UTC (link)
	Yes. Thank you, Lo- Mason. Annie. Only in our cottage, where no one can see us. Well, there you go. Surely you cannot blame ME for being more than shocked at this RIDICULOUS turn of events. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-30 10:39 am UTC (link)
	Once you're done upstairs with the fucking... well... fucking, we need to talk. Don't think you are going to like it much. I can live with that. Though... don't fucking shoot me if I slip. It's been known to happen. Oy! I didn't say that now did I. Just puts more of a cramp on your plans than mine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-30 10:50 am UTC (link)
	With the- OOH. ... what am I not going to like? Very well. Although hanging is more preferred. My plans? My plans have changed slightly, though only just. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-30 10:55 am UTC (link)
	Well... what happens to you, what happens with ole' Henry. Shit like that. ~~You know it just seems wrong that I suddenly end up with a fucking hot ass wife and it's not ME fucking her...~~ Not that either. Leaves nasty rope burns. Well this place does that to you. Fucking weird shit it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-30 10:56 am UTC (link)
	You've said I lose my head over this whole matter. I've met Henry's FOURTH WIFE. She's a right tart and I don't like her very much. ~~And I'm sure if you give it time...~~ In private, then, please, with the Annie. Marriage has become sacred, hasn't it, Mason? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ultimatehigh
2008-09-30 11:02 am UTC (link)

Yeah, you do. For treason, adultery and incest. The Lady Jane you were talking to? That's his third wife. Some history people call her his true wife because she is the onlyone to give him a male heir. I've not met the Fourth, 'course, wasn't much paying attention till you showed up. ~~Ooh...~~

All right, Annie.

Well... I wouldn't say that. Marriage has... well depends on who you talk to. Some marriages are a bit more loose in the fidelity department. They call them open marriages. Some are sacred. Others are... well monogamy is not key to making it a success it seems. There's also gay-marriage now.

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	seduce_me 2008-09-30 11:05 am UTC (link)
	I would never have committed ANY of those crimes. That's impossible. Lady Jane? Of course she was. I'm not surprised at all. ~~After solidifying my place with Henry, of course.~~ Loose in the fidelity department? You mean men and women simply ignore their vows as before? And gay marriage? Gay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ultimatehigh
2008-09-30 11:44 am UTC (link)

It's why you were tried for and found guilty. Your sentence was beheading. After your brother, Mark Smeaton, William Brereton and Henry Norris were beheaded. Thomas Wyatt was tried but found innocent. ~~As long as he doesn't hurt you again.~~

Well... not entirely, I don't think. I'm not sure on marriage and such. But I know there are some that are swingers. Even go to swinger parties. Oh wait... you probably don't know what that is. Um. Men and women in an open marriage or an open relationship will have... well sex parties. They get together and exchange sex partners all around. There are some marriages where the man takes more than one wife. It's illegal in some countries, but encouraged in others. And yeah, gay marriage. Is legal in some American states and here in England.

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	seduce_me 2008-09-30 11:50 am UTC (link)
	My brother- All of them... beheaded. That's- Henry did this? ~~Mason, you almost sound concerned for me.~~ Swingers. Sharing sex partners? I'm more possessive than that, myself. Explain this... gay marriage to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ultimatehigh
2008-09-30 11:56 am UTC (link)

Yes. All of them. He got... vicious, according to the history books, after the two of you got involved. You weren't the only one of his wives to lose her head. ~~Maybe a little?~~

Yeah, fucking insane sometimes. I might be into getting high off my arse, but I can be a touch possessive but know when it's better to be more open. Gay marriage... marriage between gay couples. Lesbian couples. Well those are gay couples. Basically when a man marries his male lover and a woman marries her female lover.

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	seduce_me 2008-09-30 12:02 pm UTC (link)
	He beheaded more than one? Katherine or... Lady Jane? His fourth, that German cow? ~~I'm oddly touched.~~ What's mine is mine. That's all there is to it. ... they allow men to marry other men in this day? What an odd idea! Such things were not spoken of in my time and one was beheaded for such activities. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)