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Anne Boleyn (seduce_me) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-09-25 13:45:00

Entry tags:

anne boleyn, anne of cleves, charles brandon, jane seymour, mason

My riding habit is gone. I woke up on the ground missing vital pieces of my wardrobe. I'm in a cottage I don't recognize, working a contraption with more buttons than most of my dresses.

I demand an explanation.

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	seduce_me 2008-09-30 10:24 am UTC (link)
	Of course, you! You were the one speaking of such things. Do it! Why not, indeed? I beg your pardon! Married to you? I'm quite certain that my life's ambition did not include marrying some... modern... replicate of Lord Knivert. And you! Did you see yourself married to ME? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-30 10:34 am UTC (link)
	I'm reading, I'm reading! For fuck's sakes, woman. It's cute. I shall call you Annie. ~~Did I just fucking say shall?~~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I never expected to fucking see myself married at ALL! ~~Being dead puts a damper on shit like that.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-30 10:36 am UTC (link)
	Yes. Thank you, Lo- Mason. Annie. Only in our cottage, where no one can see us. Well, there you go. Surely you cannot blame ME for being more than shocked at this RIDICULOUS turn of events. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-30 10:39 am UTC (link)
	Once you're done upstairs with the fucking... well... fucking, we need to talk. Don't think you are going to like it much. I can live with that. Though... don't fucking shoot me if I slip. It's been known to happen. Oy! I didn't say that now did I. Just puts more of a cramp on your plans than mine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-30 10:50 am UTC (link)
	With the- OOH. ... what am I not going to like? Very well. Although hanging is more preferred. My plans? My plans have changed slightly, though only just. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-30 10:55 am UTC (link)
	Well... what happens to you, what happens with ole' Henry. Shit like that. ~~You know it just seems wrong that I suddenly end up with a fucking hot ass wife and it's not ME fucking her...~~ Not that either. Leaves nasty rope burns. Well this place does that to you. Fucking weird shit it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-30 10:56 am UTC (link)
	You've said I lose my head over this whole matter. I've met Henry's FOURTH WIFE. She's a right tart and I don't like her very much. ~~And I'm sure if you give it time...~~ In private, then, please, with the Annie. Marriage has become sacred, hasn't it, Mason? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ultimatehigh
2008-09-30 11:02 am UTC (link)

Yeah, you do. For treason, adultery and incest. The Lady Jane you were talking to? That's his third wife. Some history people call her his true wife because she is the onlyone to give him a male heir. I've not met the Fourth, 'course, wasn't much paying attention till you showed up. ~~Ooh...~~

All right, Annie.

Well... I wouldn't say that. Marriage has... well depends on who you talk to. Some marriages are a bit more loose in the fidelity department. They call them open marriages. Some are sacred. Others are... well monogamy is not key to making it a success it seems. There's also gay-marriage now.

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	seduce_me 2008-09-30 11:05 am UTC (link)
	I would never have committed ANY of those crimes. That's impossible. Lady Jane? Of course she was. I'm not surprised at all. ~~After solidifying my place with Henry, of course.~~ Loose in the fidelity department? You mean men and women simply ignore their vows as before? And gay marriage? Gay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ultimatehigh
2008-09-30 11:44 am UTC (link)

It's why you were tried for and found guilty. Your sentence was beheading. After your brother, Mark Smeaton, William Brereton and Henry Norris were beheaded. Thomas Wyatt was tried but found innocent. ~~As long as he doesn't hurt you again.~~

Well... not entirely, I don't think. I'm not sure on marriage and such. But I know there are some that are swingers. Even go to swinger parties. Oh wait... you probably don't know what that is. Um. Men and women in an open marriage or an open relationship will have... well sex parties. They get together and exchange sex partners all around. There are some marriages where the man takes more than one wife. It's illegal in some countries, but encouraged in others. And yeah, gay marriage. Is legal in some American states and here in England.

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	seduce_me 2008-09-30 11:50 am UTC (link)
	My brother- All of them... beheaded. That's- Henry did this? ~~Mason, you almost sound concerned for me.~~ Swingers. Sharing sex partners? I'm more possessive than that, myself. Explain this... gay marriage to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ultimatehigh
2008-09-30 11:56 am UTC (link)

Yes. All of them. He got... vicious, according to the history books, after the two of you got involved. You weren't the only one of his wives to lose her head. ~~Maybe a little?~~

Yeah, fucking insane sometimes. I might be into getting high off my arse, but I can be a touch possessive but know when it's better to be more open. Gay marriage... marriage between gay couples. Lesbian couples. Well those are gay couples. Basically when a man marries his male lover and a woman marries her female lover.

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	seduce_me 2008-09-30 12:02 pm UTC (link)
	He beheaded more than one? Katherine or... Lady Jane? His fourth, that German cow? ~~I'm oddly touched.~~ What's mine is mine. That's all there is to it. ... they allow men to marry other men in this day? What an odd idea! Such things were not spoken of in my time and one was beheaded for such activities. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ultimatehigh
2008-09-30 12:14 pm UTC (link)

Just one other. His fifth wife. Catherine Howard. This this weird rhyme to describe his six wives. Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, Survived. You know what happene with Katherine. Lady Jane died ten days after giving birth to their son from childbed fever. His fourth... they weren't married long, I don't think. His fifth was beheaded for treason and adultery too. His last wife outlived him.

That's rather hot. Yeah they do. There are a lot of people that aren't keen on it even now, but it's more accepted then it used to be.

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	seduce_me 2008-09-30 12:34 pm UTC (link)
	The rhyme is morbid. And though I do not like her, to die so shortly after one's child is born... How long did Henry live to have so many wives? Hot? You're an odd man, Mason. I like it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-30 12:51 pm UTC (link)
	He was fifty five years old when he died. You seemed to be getting along with her fine. Or do you just not like her now since you found out she was one of Henry's wives? 'Cause she seems nice and all. Quiet, but nice. 'Course, like I said, I didn't pay much attention till you showed up. Yeah. Hot. Like... well you're hot! You have to know you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-30 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	She's very... nice. I don't like competition. And now that I'm here, and now that we're married, you found it prudent to pay attention? I'm flattered. I've had compliments to say so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ultimatehigh
2008-09-30 01:39 pm UTC (link)

Huh well if I understand history right, plus this TV show and shit, she is... meek? Well no. Can't say meek really, but she's quiet. She resisted being with him cause of you. But one thing I have learned is that a heart wants what a heart wants. Oh and... well... 's hard NOT to notice someone like you. I mean... fucking gorgeous and shit. I might be high off my ass a lot ~~though have been trying to cut back~~ I do notice things like that.

Definitely deserved.

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	seduce_me 2008-09-30 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	High off- OH. Opiates and the like. I see. You're not bad looking yourself, Mason. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-30 01:47 pm UTC (link)
	Well... stronger stuff now. Advancements in things and shit. Though I won't try drilling a hole in my head again. That ended badly. Oh... thanks. Starting to wonder what I'd look like with all those frills and such from your time period. Though... those clothes look really fucking uncomfortable. You're welcome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-30 01:50 pm UTC (link)
	Your predecessor, Lord Knivert, looked quite handsome. Though you don't look unbecoming in the things you're wearing. Perhaps something better fitting. Please, also? Do not put another hole in your head. That sounds rather painful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-30 01:58 pm UTC (link)
	I tend to go for comfort cause I am a bit slouchy when I dress. But really? He did? Yeah. It was. Not gonna do that again. Bit messy too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-30 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	Very much so. I'm sure we could make you look quite stunning. Stop. I do not wish to know details. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-30 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	You think so? Sorry! Sorry. Didn't... sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-30 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. I'm sure of it. We should remedy that as soon as possible. Pain and lots of blood in relation to heads is currently not something I'd like to talk about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)