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Tweak says, "Say 'Moosey Doom'!"

Anne Boleyn (seduce_me) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-09-25 13:45:00

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anne boleyn, anne of cleves, charles brandon, jane seymour, mason

My riding habit is gone. I woke up on the ground missing vital pieces of my wardrobe. I'm in a cottage I don't recognize, working a contraption with more buttons than most of my dresses.

I demand an explanation.

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	seduce_me 2008-09-30 11:05 am UTC (link)
	I would never have committed ANY of those crimes. That's impossible. Lady Jane? Of course she was. I'm not surprised at all. ~~After solidifying my place with Henry, of course.~~ Loose in the fidelity department? You mean men and women simply ignore their vows as before? And gay marriage? Gay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ultimatehigh
2008-09-30 11:44 am UTC (link)

It's why you were tried for and found guilty. Your sentence was beheading. After your brother, Mark Smeaton, William Brereton and Henry Norris were beheaded. Thomas Wyatt was tried but found innocent. ~~As long as he doesn't hurt you again.~~

Well... not entirely, I don't think. I'm not sure on marriage and such. But I know there are some that are swingers. Even go to swinger parties. Oh wait... you probably don't know what that is. Um. Men and women in an open marriage or an open relationship will have... well sex parties. They get together and exchange sex partners all around. There are some marriages where the man takes more than one wife. It's illegal in some countries, but encouraged in others. And yeah, gay marriage. Is legal in some American states and here in England.

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	seduce_me 2008-09-30 11:50 am UTC (link)
	My brother- All of them... beheaded. That's- Henry did this? ~~Mason, you almost sound concerned for me.~~ Swingers. Sharing sex partners? I'm more possessive than that, myself. Explain this... gay marriage to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ultimatehigh
2008-09-30 11:56 am UTC (link)

Yes. All of them. He got... vicious, according to the history books, after the two of you got involved. You weren't the only one of his wives to lose her head. ~~Maybe a little?~~

Yeah, fucking insane sometimes. I might be into getting high off my arse, but I can be a touch possessive but know when it's better to be more open. Gay marriage... marriage between gay couples. Lesbian couples. Well those are gay couples. Basically when a man marries his male lover and a woman marries her female lover.

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	seduce_me 2008-09-30 12:02 pm UTC (link)
	He beheaded more than one? Katherine or... Lady Jane? His fourth, that German cow? ~~I'm oddly touched.~~ What's mine is mine. That's all there is to it. ... they allow men to marry other men in this day? What an odd idea! Such things were not spoken of in my time and one was beheaded for such activities. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ultimatehigh
2008-09-30 12:14 pm UTC (link)

Just one other. His fifth wife. Catherine Howard. This this weird rhyme to describe his six wives. Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, Survived. You know what happene with Katherine. Lady Jane died ten days after giving birth to their son from childbed fever. His fourth... they weren't married long, I don't think. His fifth was beheaded for treason and adultery too. His last wife outlived him.

That's rather hot. Yeah they do. There are a lot of people that aren't keen on it even now, but it's more accepted then it used to be.

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	seduce_me 2008-09-30 12:34 pm UTC (link)
	The rhyme is morbid. And though I do not like her, to die so shortly after one's child is born... How long did Henry live to have so many wives? Hot? You're an odd man, Mason. I like it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-30 12:51 pm UTC (link)
	He was fifty five years old when he died. You seemed to be getting along with her fine. Or do you just not like her now since you found out she was one of Henry's wives? 'Cause she seems nice and all. Quiet, but nice. 'Course, like I said, I didn't pay much attention till you showed up. Yeah. Hot. Like... well you're hot! You have to know you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-30 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	She's very... nice. I don't like competition. And now that I'm here, and now that we're married, you found it prudent to pay attention? I'm flattered. I've had compliments to say so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ultimatehigh
2008-09-30 01:39 pm UTC (link)

Huh well if I understand history right, plus this TV show and shit, she is... meek? Well no. Can't say meek really, but she's quiet. She resisted being with him cause of you. But one thing I have learned is that a heart wants what a heart wants. Oh and... well... 's hard NOT to notice someone like you. I mean... fucking gorgeous and shit. I might be high off my ass a lot ~~though have been trying to cut back~~ I do notice things like that.

Definitely deserved.

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	seduce_me 2008-09-30 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	High off- OH. Opiates and the like. I see. You're not bad looking yourself, Mason. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-30 01:47 pm UTC (link)
	Well... stronger stuff now. Advancements in things and shit. Though I won't try drilling a hole in my head again. That ended badly. Oh... thanks. Starting to wonder what I'd look like with all those frills and such from your time period. Though... those clothes look really fucking uncomfortable. You're welcome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-30 01:50 pm UTC (link)
	Your predecessor, Lord Knivert, looked quite handsome. Though you don't look unbecoming in the things you're wearing. Perhaps something better fitting. Please, also? Do not put another hole in your head. That sounds rather painful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-30 01:58 pm UTC (link)
	I tend to go for comfort cause I am a bit slouchy when I dress. But really? He did? Yeah. It was. Not gonna do that again. Bit messy too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-30 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	Very much so. I'm sure we could make you look quite stunning. Stop. I do not wish to know details. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-30 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	You think so? Sorry! Sorry. Didn't... sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-30 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. I'm sure of it. We should remedy that as soon as possible. Pain and lots of blood in relation to heads is currently not something I'd like to talk about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ultimatehigh
2008-09-30 02:29 pm UTC (link)

For you too. Not that you don't... you know... well you know you are fucking gorgeous, but the gowns and such are a bit much for this time period. You know... considering we're married, it's possible there are clothes here for you. But we can get more if you want. I mean... women like shopping, yeah? I know Betty and Daisy liked to go shopping.

Ohhh. Yeah. Right. Sorry.

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	seduce_me 2008-09-30 02:36 pm UTC (link)
	We should make a date of it, then. Acquiring more clothing should be at the top of our list of things to do together. Who are Betty and Daisy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-30 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. Okay. You know... when you're... done. Friends I know. Guess you could say co-workers too. Betty's gone, though. Followed a soul and such. Not sure about Daisy. From what Georgie told me she was here once but then was gone or some shit. This place is weird like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-30 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	Fine. ... girlfriends? Georgie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatehigh 2008-09-30 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	... yeah. Um. I'll just keep reading on your history... and wear headphones. Girl... well they are girls and they are friends. But not how you may be thinking. Yeah... Georgie. She. We. Well... we're close... but things are complicated there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seduce_me 2008-09-30 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	Headphones? Are you implying- Oh. Very well. Not how I'm thinking? And yet this Georgie, she. You. You're close? How do you define complicated? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ultimatehigh
2008-09-30 02:54 pm UTC (link)

Look, I know how you feel about him. And well... maybe... fuck I don't know. I can't ~~won't~~ stop you and such, just... I sound like a fucking baby, but now that I know I'm married, I don't want to listen to my wife having sex with someone else is all. So I'll just... wait and find my zen zone or some shit.

I never slept with them or shit like that. Daisy... I thought I had feelings for her at one time but I didn't. Betty... never did really. She was like a sister. 'Sides, I wasn't her type.

Georgie and I... it's... I love her. Am always going to love her, I think. Just... she's also involved with Didi and I guess there were versions of me that were here before and it kinda fucked with their heads some. Didi... things are still stressed there cause it's not the me that was here and... I'm not entirely sure. I talk to Georgie, see her when I can, but I mostly try not to interfere cause I don't want them to be hurt again if this fucked up universe snatches me away. Again.

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seduce_me
2008-09-30 03:06 pm UTC (link)

I want him to know me. He... he doesn't know me, Mason. We were going to be married and here, he doesn't know me. We've never met. Lady Jane, she says that women don't need men to define them, that I don't need Henry. And knowing now that he has me arrested, that I DIE because of him. I just... I wanted him to know me. That's all.

If you love her- I don't know that I want to be somewhere that a man who loves a woman can't be with her or a woman who's married to a man can't- can't just be with him.

Listen to me. I sound like some kind of... what did you call it? Baby.