The Time Rift

I—
‘m not sure how I got here.
Can’t say it’s my first time.
Somehow, today
The words I say
Come out in song and rhyme.

It might come as a shocker
when you hear my name to be:
Peter Parker.
Call me Peter Three? 🤷🏻‍♂️

I have a really bad feeling about all of this

Uh, hi. I’m Peter Parker. This is… I’m really not sure how my day got weirder, but here we are.