The Time Rift

They're gone...

I—
‘m not sure how I got here.
Can’t say it’s my first time.
Somehow, today
The words I say
Come out in song and rhyme.

It might come as a shocker
when you hear my name to be:
Peter Parker.
Call me Peter Three? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Uh oh...

Are my eyes going a bit wonky or does anyone else see the sky?

Should it be so dark and red like that?

That was interesting

What the

Okay, is everyone alright? I know we're missing a few. Can everyone check-in?

[Ron]

Have you found Hermione yet? Tonks?



[Mr. Captain Rogers]

Are all of your people accounted for? I'm just trying to keep track.

I don't love the term 'Muggles' but does anyone think they're still on high alert about Easter and the "Chaos in Cardiff"?

[Wanda]
Hi. You don't know me, at least the version of you from your universe, but I just wanted to see how you were doing after... you know.

Okay, before anyone panics, I promise that the Ministry is looking into who leaked the images to the Prophet. We might have to tighten security a little, but that was happening anyway after the events from last week.

[Ron and Hermione]

I could really use some advice right now. I just got an owl that Shacklebolt is coming down next week. He's probably just going to oversee the setup, but I can't shake this feeling there's something else going on.

We need to find out who was behind those attacks.

I don't think I'm sleeping well. I swear I keep seeing shadows. Is there something I should know about happening? This isn't some kind of spell, is it?

[Yelena and Bucky]

You're okay, right? Have you seen anything unusual lately?


[Wanda]

Please don't take this the wrong way, but you haven't been using your powers recently, have you?


[Avenger-types]

I've talked to the Ministry. Seems they're reluctant to 'allow' us to go anywhere, but after the dragon attack they're at least willing to let us operate 'locally'

Arthur? Mum? Dad? Gideon? Fabian?

...Great Auntie Muriel?

Where am I?

[Private to Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley]

When are you both available to meet my twin?

I don't suppose there's any chance us poor time travellers can get our hands on a broomstick, is there? And a quidditch pitch. And a quaffle. And a team.

Also, if anyone's bumped into a quiet and retiring young man called Sirius, can you send him my way? I'm sure I saw

Erm Hi? This is Peter.

Peter Parker.

So the wizard-guy near the multidimensional reality wormhole thing said I should use this book to get in touch with people and like, my phone's on the fritz but I don't think I know anyone in Cardiff anyway. Or in 1999, actually, so yeah.

Hi.

Hello.

I understand the Ministry has made a considerable effort to explain the Magical World to those of you who aren't accustomed. That said, if there are any questions or concerns that need alleviating, I'm happy to do what I can.

So, are dragons in Cardiff a normal 1999 thing, or..?

Don't recall the escape plan being a Portkey to Cardiff. Or a timeturner.

Reckon I didn't escape at all, what with people looking at me ghosty like. 1999, then! That Prince song the year's anthem?

Cardiff in 1999? Really? You'd think a time rift would have better taste. Or timing.

I hear this has been going on for awhile, so I hope someone can tell me the best place to get a good drink.

Hello? This thing work?

Look, I appreciate a good old timehop as much as anyone. Excellent work - a definite 10/10 in the surprise department. Only 2/10 for location, but you can’t have everything.

But I really need to get back, so if anyone has anything to share, that’d be excellent.

It's probably a little sad that this isn't even the weirdest part of my day.

I don't suppose anyone around here has even heard of Mystic Falls?

Lizzie? Josie? Dr. Saltzman?

Not to alarm anyone, but the Ministry is asking everyone to stay away from the large facility that appeared outside of town today. And also, please let us know if you have any idea what it might be.

This is the worst day of my life and I'm blaming you all.

Right. Well. I'm Jamie. I'm... technically from this universe? Or an alternate one since this shite didn't happen back home. It's complicated apparently - spanner in the works style. It's 2030 for me and this is a bloody nightmare.

I'm supposed to be working a shift at St Mungo's right now... People are depending on me.

I gotta say, the new 'wifi' is an improvement, but I'm still missing Netflix over here. Do you think you wizards could get on that?

I'm kidding. But getting some non-magical technology might be nice. Maybe a television or even a CD player that could work around here?