The Time Rift

[...] So another parallel Earth then? Can't seem to catch a break, but I was kind of in the middle of something important.

I don't suppose anyone's seen a blue police box around here? Might be a longshot but

Cardiff. Of course, it would be Cardiff.

I understand the time travel well enough. I'm a little fuzzy on the magical part of the explanation. All of this is... unexpected. Especially given I'm still my gorgeous self. And I think it's rather starting to give me a headache.

This is the worst day of my life and I'm blaming you all.

Right. Well. I'm Jamie. I'm... technically from this universe? Or an alternate one since this shite didn't happen back home. It's complicated apparently - spanner in the works style. It's 2030 for me and this is a bloody nightmare.

I'm supposed to be working a shift at St Mungo's right now... People are depending on me.