The Time Rift

Has anyone been outside the boundaries yet?

Update: Who's up for a jailbreak?

I'll miss Peter. He was a good guy. Reminded me of Pym.

[Tony]

I'm sorry.

Let's never do any of that again, alright?

[James Barnes]

Where are you?

Is everyone back to normal now?

Normal for this place, I mean.

Steve Rogers & Natasha Romanoff

How much do you guys, uh, remember?

So, uh, I'm not normally one to post on social media and make some big announcement that shouts "YO, I'M HERE!" but um, where is here?

And did anyone else have, like, really bizarre dreams? At least I think I was a dream. I can't think of why else I was dressed up like an extra from Grease and running around playing teen detective. Whatever.

I seem to be joining the chorus of questioning about if this is somehow the afterlife but I'm fairly certain I'm not dead...anymore.

Someone explained a lot of what's going on sort of and while my mind is reeling with thoughts about scientific theories, I have two things to ask:

Is it always black and white here and can anyone else hear that music?

Oh and hi. I'm Gwen.

[Steve Rogers]

You must come over for dinner on Monday. Tony and I insist. No opting out!

[Filtered away from Steve]

So, I was thinking that just maybe we can make the 4th of July a little extra special this year by having a party for Captain Rogers! He is a war hero, after all, right?

Everyone is invited! The party begins promptly at 6 o'clock on the roof of the bulding, and Tony's graciously volunteered to man the grill.

And ladies, if any of you are willing to volunteer to help me with the food or set up, the more the merrier.

[Tony]

Surprise!

Well, I can't say it's been an uneventful day, at least. And here I thought last week's PTA meeting was exciting!

I find myself in need of a favor. Would anyone happen to have a few moments to spare to watch my daughter? I have to run to the store and I don't like to leave her alone after what happened this morning.

I have a really bad feeling about all of this

Uh, hi. I’m Peter Parker. This is… I’m really not sure how my day got weirder, but here we are.

[Natasha]

Any more ‘displacements’?

[Peggy]

I don’t suppose I’d have any chance of convincing you to come stay at the compound?

Has anyone seen Kate Bishop around?

I thought maybe she had the dragon pox again or something, but I just broke into checked her room and all her stuff is gone. Bed doesn't look slept in, either.

Is anyone else experiencing displacement? The Ministry doesn't have any answers, but I swear I had wifi this morning.

[Avengers and James]

I was in 2023. I did an internet search at a local Apple store. No Thanos. No Blip. No Avengers. I have no idea how or why it happened, but this is definitely not our universe.

They don't even have Stark Industries here.

If I had a Razor Crest we might not have ended up here

The planet has been very accommodating but my kid cargo and I have somewhere to be. With all due respect, I’ve had enough interactions with sorcerers and their creeds.

Is there anyone who may know where my ship might have ended up?

Well then.

My timeline was beginning to feel a bit stale. I suppose this is a welcome change of scenery.
Hello, Rifties. Some of you may already know of me. To the rest, I am Thor.

Funny. It almost seems normal around here, doesn't it? I'm not sure if I'm used to it, or if I like it.

Meanwhile, we've been working on updating the networks at the Compound. It's not perfect, but we think we have something akin to 'wifi' now up and running. The websites are still 1999, but at least it's faster than dial-up. Still no Netflix.

I also talked the Ministry into letting me a Muggle-liaison for them. I still hate that term. But, if anyone needs a job, let me know. They're officially hiring us, now.

It’s been quiet for the last couple of weeks. I’m not sure I like it.

I have never seen a newsapaper with moving pictures before. Is that something that always happens here? It is interesting but it gave me a headache.


[Natasha]

I hate having a broken ankle. Would you mind walking Fanny? All I can manage is getting to the door and letting her out to do her business but she is pissed at me because we cannot play.

Good to know the Prophet's still a reliable source of quality journalism.

[Lily]

You know how I went to buy a quaffle? Well, I work at the shop now so I guess I'll be a bit longer than I thought?

I think I'm caught up!

⚔ I'm living way in the past.
⚔ My siblings aren't here.
⚔ My bio parents aren't here.
⚔ My foster dad is here, but he is not my foster dad.
⚔ I can't use my powers.
⚔ ...can I use my sword?

Anyway. I'm Torunn Thorsdóttir.

So there's a thing called dragon pox here and guess who got it?

This gal!

Thankfully didn't get anyone else sick (I hope...I know there were some roommate changes...I think? Hi roomies, it's the mysterious other person who kept having random food and coffee delivered without making an actual appearance!), but now I seem to be a little...green? And these bad boys leave a hella bad scar, so I guess I need to get real good at foundation application on the body ASAP.

Anywhos! I heard I missed some stuff too...dragons (haha, why'd I have to get the pox instead of actually seeing a dragon?!), shadow people who turned out bad, and some attack? Anything else I missed? And more importantly, is everyone ok?

If anyone needs bandages or frozen peas, lemme know, I can do a run!