The Time Rift

Well then.

My timeline was beginning to feel a bit stale. I suppose this is a welcome change of scenery.
Hello, Rifties. Some of you may already know of me. To the rest, I am Thor.

Quick update. There's been some activity around the Rift. The Ministry is asking everyone to just remain on alert and stay away for the next few days. It should be okay.

Good to know the Prophet's still a reliable source of quality journalism.

[Lily]

You know how I went to buy a quaffle? Well, I work at the shop now so I guess I'll be a bit longer than I thought?

Well, that was a bloody headache and a half.

Is it possible to be hungover from interdimensional time travel and not alcohol consumption? Asking for a friend.

I don't suppose there's any chance us poor time travellers can get our hands on a broomstick, is there? And a quidditch pitch. And a quaffle. And a team.

Also, if anyone's bumped into a quiet and retiring young man called Sirius, can you send him my way? I'm sure I saw

So, are dragons in Cardiff a normal 1999 thing, or..?

Morgan H. Stark would like me to announce her arrival, and tradition holds that what the junior miss wants, she gets.

Natasha, your presence has been requested specifically.

Don't recall the escape plan being a Portkey to Cardiff. Or a timeturner.

Reckon I didn't escape at all, what with people looking at me ghosty like. 1999, then! That Prince song the year's anthem?

I have been to Wales. I have even been to Cardiff. I have never been to 1999. How is that possible? My name is Yelena and I am very confused.

Hello? This thing work?

Look, I appreciate a good old timehop as much as anyone. Excellent work - a definite 10/10 in the surprise department. Only 2/10 for location, but you can’t have everything.

But I really need to get back, so if anyone has anything to share, that’d be excellent.